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Does the pope poo in the woods?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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He doesn't, but occiasionally, he takes a sh*t there.
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Which one?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Which one?
I think he is pointing at the one in the office of "pope", not the person that previously held the post.
It's rather confusing this way, since usually "there can only be one".
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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I would guess the woods in the Vatican, just to the west of Viale del Giardino Quadrato.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Well, not the New Forest; it's too far from the Vatican.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is a 40lb Robin fat? 
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Dunno, what's the average weight of a robin?
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Depends on whether it flies or is Robin Williams?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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My answer wouldn't be Reliant.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Who's Reliant?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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That's nothing, I accidentally left my Chicken Sandwiches and collection of "Queen" LPs outside some fancy building in that London today.
I just went back in the hope no ne'er do well hastn't stolen them and the whole areas is cordoned off....
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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False.
“I have diligently numbered the days of pure and genuine happiness which have fallen to my lot: They amount to 14.” Abd-Ar Rahman III, Caliph of Cordoba, circa 950CE.
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According to people tweeting, not made the news yet.
Police locked down Westminster Square, then a large bang. Suggests controlled explosion.
Unfortunately none of the ruling lizard people blown up.
Edit: Now reopened.
So, what do you reckon the police just blew up?
I'm going for someone's lunch.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Perhaps one of the sacked ministers was upset?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Like the car bomb opposite the Bank of England in March, all you see is Cheapside and associated roads shut; all you hear is the thwock thwock of the Chinook rotors, and... media silence...
ooooo!
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chriselst wrote: So, what do you reckon the police just blew up?
A condom. Also explains the large bang.
chriselst wrote: I'm going for someone's lunch.
Sriracha sauce. Defends your lunch anyday.
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I watched an English comedy last night and a guy pooed in a plastic container and threw it out a back window while in hostage crisis and the bomb squad sent a robo in to blow it up, was a funny situation!
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Alan Partridge: Alpha Pappa?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Yeah that was it with Colm Meany as the bad guy. Was pretty funny!
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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A WV Polo?
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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Hello this is my first post and I would like to ask for a hand to all of you!
I have to implement an interface for monitoring, this will have two types of connections (RS232 and Ethernet) that can be chosen at the discretion of the user.
I would like to create a client / server in C + + but this one has to manage two protocols tcp (ethernet) and one serial (RS232).
I can not get a view and be able to define high-level architecture which can then later go to handle only the two protocols (of course the two types of connection can never be used together).
Can anyone give me a guideline??
thank you
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First advice is don't ask questions here. Pop over to Quick Answers[^] and Griff and the Boys will help you out quicker than you can say antidisestablishmentarianism.
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