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Three companies, Latvian, Estonian and Romanian get a deal from an US company.
"We discovered an alien blueprint of a super tank. Whoever can build it gets one billion."
One month later, Latvians get back.
- Guys, the blueprint are from a helicopter, not a tank.
- You are incompetents, you won't get paid.
Two months later, Estonians get back.
- Guys, the blueprint are really from a helicopter, this is not a tank.
- You idiots. No money for you.
Finally, after three months, Romanians returns with a perfect super tank.
- Congratulations! You got yourselves richer with a billion. But how did you get it? The other guys said is a helicopter.
- Well, we got a helicopter too, but we use a lot of rasps to get a tank.
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