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Dilbert Of The Day Several Years Ago[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Oh how very topical.
modified 18-Jul-14 12:05pm.
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Bless you! 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Eki-eki Pa'Tang!
See - I can speak Welsh too... The only language on earth where the most commonly used words are "Jones", "Sheep" and the verb "to fornicate with".
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Ni! 
Keith Barrow wrote: The only language on earth where the most commonly used words are "Jones" "Griff", "Sheep" and the verb "to fornicate with".
FTFY. And Google claims it's, "Griff fornicates gyda defaid".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Wales: where men are men and sheep are scared.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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That might explain how the country got its name, due to the incessant wails of the sheep. It all makes sense now!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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It's a pretty bleak place, I have to say. Cross over from the Cotswolds (staggeringly beautiful) to Wales and you feel like you've entered an alternate universe and that's apart from the accent and the sheep. 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Would that be a dwarf nebula?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Microsoft's Hotmail is making me very angry.
They've got some new security push and the product is now insisting on some elephanting security code that has to be delivered to me by phone or text or as a tattoo on the back of an Asian princess - I don't know, and I don't care. I've been using the product for 5 years without all this additional security bullshit. I don't want to put in all these additional numbers but the nagging continues. I keep trying to hammer my way through it but they won't leave me the elephant alone and now I'm to expect an email in 30 days for reasons that are unclear to me - I may just close the account and find a different service. Leave me ALONE.
I open an account and provide a password.
IT ENDS THERE BITCHES!!!!
Facebook keeps nagging for additional information on me as well. I'm one "Do You Know These Elephants?" nag screen away from closing that account as well. If I want someone as a friend I'll very well go out and find that person - the nagware is driving me crazy here. They also want additional security information - blow me, ya little sh*ts, just blow me already. I want the most basic service possible without having to buy into a lifestyle of photos, tweets, messages, reminders, must-see TV, friends lists, ignore lists, prescription drugs, and nights in a darkened cellar being ritually paddled by drunk frat boys drinking booze out of enema bags.
I want email - not a suite of life encompassing solutions that intrude on the simple task of getting my mail.
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2 pass authentication? Turn it off.
Or, don't use Hotmail.
And certainly don't use Facebook.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Don't hold back... Tell us how you really feel
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MehGerbil wrote: or as a tattoo on the back of an Asian princess
Personally, I'd pay to see that
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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With your luck, the order would get misread and they'd send you some Asian princes instead.
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I wish everything was delivered that way
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It gets a bit tired, after a while.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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MehGerbil wrote: I want email
And how much are you willing to pay for it? 
/ravi
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1) Install Adblock Plus.
2) Install AdBlock PLus Element Hiding Helper.
3) CLick on the ABP dropdown.
4) Click Select an element to hide.
5) Mouse over the offending part of the web page.
6) Click on it.
7) Visually confirm the rule didn't delete anything important by accident.
8) Click Add element hiding rule.
9) Never see that offending bit of the page again.
10) ???
11) Still lose because you're using farsebook. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The userbase grew as soon as marketing found out that people respond if they keep asking often enough.
Merketing is evil, it's that simple.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You can register your own domain and host it for $120/year or even cheaper with unlimited email addresses, 80+ gigs of storage, web space, FTP, etc...if the free services irritate you so much, why not take the plunge?
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There's a perception-problem; the fact that you're not charged any money doesn't make it a free service.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I pay for my Hotmail account to avoid ads.
The problem is that these companies are pushy.
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