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hoorayyy, we programmers love poem 
In code we trust !
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We programmers are the perfect example of frustrated poets.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Slap Michael Gove[^]
does exactly what it says on the tin.
... just hold down the space bar.
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It's quite satisfying on a tablet as well...
The number of slaps rises quite sharply, so he seems to be getting quite a few lumps... Probably striking teachers!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I really love time wasters 
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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And trust me, they don;t come much more of a waste-of-time than Michael Gove.
Or oxygen, come to that - a third rate political hack who thinks he's a lot, lot brighter than he is. Predictably, in charge of UK education.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm not sure if you know this, but I'm American
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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I'm not sure if you know this, but there is a little US flag on your profile... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah, it was a funny(?) reply to comments about poltic[s|ians]
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Obviously, we all noticed that.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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point the e-palm on his face & Hold down control button and watch the fun... i slapped him over 400 times in about 20 seconds....
"apparently people get really pissed off when you stop speaking in the middle of a "
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MH415 was ordered from Vickers Armstrongs Ltd on
28th May 1942, as a Mk.V against contract No. B981687/39
Fuselage No. CBAF1061.
I will leave discovering the price as an exercise for the reader.
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Step 1. Be rich.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Step 2. Die happy.
Average life of a Spitfire pilot: 4 weeks[^]
OK, nobody is shooting at you in a dog fight, but I'd want to kill you out of jealousy.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Average life of a Spitfire pilot: 4
weeks[^]
And I thought they put children into our planes. With four weeks they could not even walk, much less fly
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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And they say kids mature faster these days!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Out of loyalty to my first and longest employer, I must prefer this plane[^].
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Probably cheaper just to start a world war and purchase one from After war surplus.
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you might get one with the 1033 program in US... not sure if the 1033 program is still operational..
"apparently people get really pissed off when you stop speaking in the middle of a "
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A few weeks ago, Herself asked me to find something I'd like for my Christmas present.
My first suggestion got me hit. Apparently Tesco doesn't have a "Seven of Nine" aisle. 
I just showed her this. Guess what happened this time?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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She spat fire?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, tea...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I have sat in the cockpit of a [IIRC replica] Spitfire. It just whispers gently to thy sole "Have me... have me..."
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I will leave discovering the price as an exercise for the reader.
Probably quite reasonable (yes, I found the price.)
What made me laugh was "barn find". Really. Wow, I've got to start checking out the barns around here.
Marc
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Want!
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