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Mark_Wallace wrote: I thought you'd progressed beyond cannibalism.
No we still eat small children and sacrifice virgins! 
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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What a waste of perfectly good virgins.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I know they're getting so hard to find.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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You'd starve round here...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I am imagining how a text picture might look like.
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Well if you can do this:
_.---._
.' `.
:) (:
\ (@) (@) /
\ A /
) (
\"""""/
`._.'
.=.
.---._.-.=.-._.---.
/ ':-(_.-: :-._)-:` \
/ /' (__.-: :-.__) `\ \
/ / (___.-` '-.___) \ \
/ / (___.-'^`-.___) \ \
/ / (___.-'=`-.___) \ \
/ / (____.'=`.____) \ \
/ / (___.'=`.___) \ \
(_.; `---'.=.`---' ;._)
;|| __ _.=._ __ ||;
;|| ( `.-.=.-.' ) ||;
;|| \ `.=.' / ||;
;|| \ .=. / ||;
;|| .-`.`-._.-'.'-. ||;
.:::\ ( ,): O O :(, ) /:::.
|||| ` / /'`--'--'`\ \ ' ||||
'''' / / \ \ ''''
/ / \ \
/ / \ \
/ / \ \
/ / \ \
/ / \ \
/.' `.\
(_)' `(_)
\\. .//
\\. .//
\\. .//
\\. .//
\\. .//
\\. .//
\\. .//
///) (\\\
,///' `\\\,
///' `\\\
""' '""
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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My beautiful legs  are damaged too: had to climb a tree to get back the children ball.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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I regularly picked the center of my parents raspberry and blackberry patches in the same cotton shorts and tshirts I wore the rest of the summer. I barely got scratched unlike the idiots *cough*youngersistersandtheirfriends*cough* who foolishly tried to charge forward directly into the narrow animal paths I carefully pulled open and let fall shut behind me. When they tried they generally got more scratches in a single attempt than I did in an entire summer of picking. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Tim Carmichael wrote: she picked blackberries in short
Wow! A prudish berry!
(of course, a blackberry isn't a berry, but let's not go there!)
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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So me and the Mrs. are watching our Netflix, taking a gander at the next episode of Twilight Zone from 60's "Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up[^]". Pretty funny. Episode has the guy that played the doc in the Menagerie [pilot for Star Trek 67] as one of the aliens. Now of the aliens in the show, one had a 3rd arm, and the other 3rd eye on his for head, but they blend in, and speak English, no communicable diseases and do fairly well at blending in even though they have world colonization in their heart.
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Well extra arm, extra eye sounds like the locals around here (Bristol UK, close to Sommerset land of the prehensile tail!)  Sadly English is not local language (it is appears to be Hipster!)
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Yeah, you really should get up to date with your programming skills... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote: new DateTime(2014-05-01)
Isn't it annoying how stupid computer languages are? The meaning of what you're trying to do is perfectly clear, but no, the computer can't figure that out.
Marc
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Don't!
They'll modify VB so it does accept it... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It IS totally clear for the computer what he meant to do. Obviously he wants to create a datetime with 2008 Ticks
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The alternative is worse.
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Natural language processing! 
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Were is Osmo when we need him!!
Life is too shor
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You beat me to it.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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But, is the meaning clear? Does he want May 1, 2014 or January 5, 2014? Regionalization... arrgh!
That's why I tend to write the phone as alphabetic and avoid the issue...
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ISO. International Standards Organization.
Your regional customs are irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
Also, year-month-day sorts easily.
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mhanvelt wrote: Also, only year-month-day sorts easily.
FTFY
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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JimmyRopes wrote: mhanvelt wrote: Also, only year-numeric month-day sorts easily.
FTFY
FTFFY
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Good catch.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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