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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote: I would point to a surface and say, "What's that" he would look and then I would bash his head into it ... One day I pointed to a table and said, "What's that?"
That could be considered child abuse. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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chriselst wrote: I had a child of my own
Pictures or it didn't happen. ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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They're on fb. Go there and never return
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Obligatory Dilbert[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Bug ugly perfectly describes a friend of my sons sprog, I made the mistake of actually saying it in her hearing, they don't visit when I'm in town anymore. And the kid is still as ugly as sin!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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THEM: "Who do you think it looks like?"
ME: Your neighbor.
That's when the fight started...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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It looks like the Marines didn't pull out soon enough. 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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You can make a game of it. Without looking, just state a body part of the baby and say which parent they belong to. "He has his mother's eyes." People will look at the kid, then parent a few times and probably agree with you no matter what. Usually eyes work best. See how many times you can get them to agree with you without looking at the baby!
Having two of my own, I"ll say it takes about 2 years before they actually look like either parent!
Hogan
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Babies, food[^], whatever! 
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They see several sun sets and sun rises in 24 hours . Does anyone know what day it is up there ? It might be a weekend ?
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Well working on that same theory the weekend would only last a few hours, what fun would that be?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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There would be a weekend every few hours. Isn't that exciting?
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You would also get a Monday every twenty minutes or so...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I am no longer worried about being paranoid.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You sure they aren't still watching you? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Come and laugh wit me 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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That's a funny number? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I will explain you - according to my Thai friend 5 is ha, so 55555 is hahahahaha...a funny number...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I see. 
I only learned to count to 4 in Thai.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Flew from the class you were!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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But in Age of empires 11 means haha
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You didn't get it? It's a Palindrome.
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Perhaps now it's a thunderdome!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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