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Hell no. Screech is the Newfie version of the the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster except it leaves you feeling like you've had your brains smashed in by maple cured bacon wrapped around a fresh Cod.
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Hmmm.. I'll have to look for that; it sounds delicious!
Will Rogers never met me.
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No, Screech is a dorky character from a bad 90's sitcom.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Geeezz. I'd almost forgotten that moron... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: and taking turns at swinging a bat at a Harper seal pinata!
Hooo nice...
I'd rather be phishing!
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Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Sounds like when you get home from the office you should drink a Baby Seal:
Club soda over a pile of coconut.
A shot of Canadian Club Whiskey.
A splash of grenadine for color.
Served with a wooden stirring stick.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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As long as I don't have to drink it, that sounds like fun!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Feel free to swap the rotgut for something better from your liquor cabinet. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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If only there were a holiday for enjoying feats of strength and the airing of grievences... 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Nothing like a good ole' American pre-emptive strike for all the whinging we'll hear about the evil/overbearing/uncivilized United States on Friday.
Thanks, Roger! 
Software Zen: delete this;
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Looks like a giant explosion! Nice
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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A big bang indeed. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I didn't think stars ate burritos. Seriously though, nice pic.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Excellent: talk about ring-sting!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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You're gonna need a big freezer to fit that toilet roll into! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Oooh, sir!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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This[^], plus a few kiloyears.
Software Zen: delete this;
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A friend emailed this to me and thought it funny.
A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman, has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied: "Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Returned them to old state all she will go to court
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I'm reading all the Bond books again. Why? Because I can!
Anyway, for those interested, his Martini is called a "Vesper" and, as he states in Casino Royal:
Bond, James Bond: 'A dry Martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.'
'Oui, Monsieur.'
'Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large slice of lemon-peel. Got it?'
I have had various Vodka Martinis over the years but tonight I may well try and make it this way.
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I suspect you would need to double treble the Gordon's measure but other than that it sounds nice.
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one Nagy martini
1/ Drink one bottle of gin
2/ one third bottle of vermouth
3/ jump up and down for 3 seconds
repeat until 3 is not completed
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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