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Heck, I was going to ask you for a discount on spaying my dog...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Two kids were lying on a bed under a blanket.
Little boy: I'm a boy. How about you?
Little girl: I don't know.
Little boy: Wait, I'll check.
(Then he goes under the blanket)
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Little boy: You are a girl.
Little girl: How do you know?
Little boy: Because...
... my socks are BLUE and yours are PINK.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Oh oh.
Mine are green...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Grass stains?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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From Ugandan discussions with the local sheep?
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Now that's an obscure reference.
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I knew it, you're an Alan!
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I would have thought "The Grinch", think you jumped to the alien theory too quickly...
apparently people get really pissed off when you stop speaking in the middle of a
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OriginalGriff wrote: Mine are green...
You're not a boy, not even a girl. In which gender did you fall on? 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Mine are striped green, yellow, blue, pink, orange, red. I kind of don't like them too much, but they are a birthday present of my dads.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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You wear your dads socks?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ah, grammar, who needs that ? A present I've gotten from my dads for my birthday.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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dads? How many dad do you have?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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OK, maybe the joke was too hard to get[^].
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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That was a joke?? 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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If you don't stop pulling my leg, I'll tell my dads.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Personally, I prefer to fall on ladies, but I try not to land too hard...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah. That will be a major headache if you fall too hard. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I'm not wearing any socks.
Or pants.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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TMI!
TMI!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No, I can swim.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No. Griff can't make spoons bend through meditation. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I can't make spaghetti bend though meditation!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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How do you make spaghetti meditate?
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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