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I can't see without glasses... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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If you are a real human you will say "WFT" and click the (?) button 
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
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Did you try "42"??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Can you put your contacts in then take another picture.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Having a little treble, I'm missing a bit of bass, but that's age for you!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Apparently I am not a human. I knew it!
This is an automatic message. Please do not reply.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Nice try, OG Bot.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I didn't know this mindless pap had spread so far, but I'm rather gratified that it did, this clip, anyway:
Pole Dance[^]
Probably NSFW at the more rectrocranially-inverted companies around the world, but there's no nudity or crass language involved, just a talented and beautiful young woman who provides a new definition of "physically fit" to the world of terpsichorean performance.
Enjoy, and practice, practice, practice...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I saw it and reported in the Lounge just yesterday, maybe it's a time-difference thing.
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Maybe it's a "I'm getting old and don't notice all that I should thing," too. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: practice, practice, practice...
3 shows a night at the Spatzkie Gentlemen's Club
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Mike Hankey wrote: 3 shows a night at the Spatzkie Gentlemen's Club
I wondered how you stay in such good shape...
Will Rogers never met me.
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 I set myself up for that one didn't I?
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Well, I installed Dave's Reputation watcher out of interest in the technology, not to watch my points.
It transpires that I am nearing the 100,000 point barrier.
Now, it's my Birthday on Monday and at the time of typing I have exactly 99,320 points.
I don't know if 680 points in 3 days is a lot or a little (227 points a day sounds like a lot to me!) but I thought it would be nice to make 100K for my Birthday, and it gave me a good excuse to post this, so you chaps will remember my birthday & I won't spend another sad year crying at the computer singing "nobody loves me..."
So, please forgive me in advance for the drivel I am likely to post over the next 72 hours in an attempt to bolster my pointage.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Hope my 5 helps. 
Oh, and advance Happy birthday! Just in case I forgot to greet you on Monday.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Oooppsss.. My bad. Maybe I had a 'well-written article' on my mind when posting this. 
Agent__007 wrote: you don't mean an upvote when you say "my 5"..
Oh yes, I think I do. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Hmmm... what a quandary... to up-vote or spam-vote...
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You wouldn't ...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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There you go... gave you a nudge in the right direction... only 499 to go!!
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I may have to post some spam to slow it down!
But thanks!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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0) Kill the spammers
1) Don't forget to moderate articles/blog/Tip-Trick/Reference for coming 3 days
2) Did you cast vote for this week CP survey?
3) Post bad joke(s) in Soapbox.
4) Check latest articles & go further. I liked that null article
Advanced happy birthday wishes!
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