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I'm so good at crashing a car I can do it with my eyes closed.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I can do it with no hands!
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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You can crash a car in neutral? 
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Here's my car[^] 
Seriously though, I never set it in neutral when I park (I don't drive an automatic)...
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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He's only winning on points -- a knock-out is out of the question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Do you need to cram for the finals?, or is it final? 
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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In Stuttgart, Germany I saw a driving school advertise a 'crashkurs' .... Crash course for those whose knowledge of German is limited.
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I think the reason they are so antisocial and grumpy is they have the smallest wankers in the world according to Penis size by country (Not necessarily KSS)[^].
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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He's not as into movies as his old man was then 
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Lets be serious... any movie with Seth Rogen should be banned.  
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1ZJ5UQCVg[^]
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Wasn't such a movie already released 10 years ago? Team America: World Police[^], maybe?
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Given that it's Seth Rogan, it's unlikely to be hilarious; just mildly amusing in places.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just not on this scale
BBC Sends weird push notification[^]
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Quote: Despite reports on Twitter that the BBC has been hacked, it is pretty obvious from the content of the message that it is someone testing the system. Not least because of the words "I like testing" being included in the message, as well as mentions of "push", the technology that is being used.
Right, because hackers would be too stupid to make it look like a test. 
I always thought it silly how viruses would be named something like "deleteCdrive" or "formatc". They were stupid back in the day. They should have just named it "Microsoft Windows Process" or something and most people would have had no clue it was a virus.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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... against this level of sunshine.
I have a 30 odd page form to fill in. It is for Hungarian Authorities and is of course in Hungarian. This does not bother me.
The document to be filled in is in PDF format and I do not wish to print it out, fill it in and then scan it in so that I can email it as that would be stupid. I ask for a copy in word format and they send me the steaming pile of steeming kaa-kaa you can imagine. They have used some dodgy converter to save the PDF in Word format, there is so much excess formatting that as I type something extra pages are being added at around one every 10 words.
Can I not just have the original word document to amend? No, we can't send it to the public.
What?
The?
Elephant?
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Here.[^]
Our government did a better job: you can fill out the pdf form online, which is good, BUT cannot save it, so you basically have to fill it out in one single go (and pray to not loose the connection)(and for the fields to be long enough to hold the data you want to submit -10 chars for a town name is not many).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: 10 chars for a town name is not many
Just fill in the ZIP code then
The console is a black place
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About a year ago I had a similar situation, but from a client who sent me a form to fill out. I asked for it in Word format, so they took a screen shot of the PDF and pasted it into a Word doc.
Just remember. It could always be worse!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Print Screen + Word.
--The Hungarian Authority For Simplification
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Quote: a mere 500 million light-years away
Gee, I hate when they discuss such trivial distances.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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