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Hence my first tagline (q.v.) about genius and stupidity.
Best example would be Arab oil royalty. A number of their kings, in particular, could invest wisely in some plastic surgery (or brown bags in their hat-size).
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Perfect to make 8$ ice cube[^] for your single malt scotch.
I'd rather be phishing!
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And after that scotch you might be convinced to buy some of these things[^].
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There's a sucker born every minute!
Author questionable[^]
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Calling your ad an "advertising gimmick" in the ad makes it sound legit 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
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The negative negative is positive you know, so by claiming its rubbish they have already countered your "only" reasonable logical argument for ignoring it 
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: The negative negative is positive you know, so by claiming its rubbish they have already countered your "only" reasonable logical argument for ignoring it
That's rubbish... (Did I just counter it?) 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
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they forgot that they got all the same with every breath. They might be more perfect vegetarians by wearing gas mask. But you should take it off to drink or eat something vegetarian..
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The average person eats about 8 spiders in his/her sleep; so I guess you have to be really careful
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Urban myth 
And I wouldn't want to eat spiders either. They eat other bugs which makes them my friend!
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
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throw new NotSupportedException();
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Quote: Urban myth
Don't be so boring now; You can't disprove that its not true so therefore it must be right
Quote: They eat other bugs which makes them my friend!
So If I eat bug I can be your friend too? You must go here: Clickety[^]
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: So If I eat bug I can be your friend too?
If you're that desperate to be my friend, sure... I'll be a friend 
Kenneth Haugland wrote: You must go here: Clickety[^]
Insects are eaten all around the world: Hmmmmmmm... Tasty!!![^]
According to that page we could even have a CP meet-and-greet in Vancouver and have crickets for lunch!
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Never had an eat bug friend before, how does that work? 
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Sounds like an initiation to be accepted as a Cosse Nostra al la bugz, but they normally just want you to get rid off somebody else... hey, wait a minute....
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What about all the micro organisms living on vegetables?
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Now with atoms only found in hyperspace, and sunglasses with a living projector filter 
I'll bet there's a lot of things they never thought of 
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A vegetable IS an organism
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Not only that, but...is it good for vegetarians to go round killing living organisms by the millions just to get a glass of water?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You should also get a fart filter; in case you gas some poor animals to death;)
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I save all of them for gassing the bed-badgers!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No I use them to mask out the bed-skunk smell
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We don't have bed-skunks, just bed-badgers.
They nest in mattresses, and are attracted to the smell of alcohol. They kick your head vigorously to knock you unconscious, steal all your money, and use your mouth as a toilet.
Which explains how you feel in the morning...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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They used to allow smoking inside the Pub's, which definitely felt like a skunk party had taken place the day after. As for hangovers, I never got them... 
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I've got it! 'Vegetarian Intestinal Cleanser' VIC for short, a (vegetarian friendly) extra strength sodium hypochlorite solution to rid yourself of all those pesky internal microbes! only 2 payments of $19.99 act now supplies are limited. Only one dose per lifetime!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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