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Nothing obvious about it, it's about as funny as a pile of dog poo.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Putin has a video of him walking down the Old Kent Road to the Heygate late at
night on his own. But everyone knew is was faked as he aint that tough. "
Chances are good that it is fake if he is shown wearing a shirt. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Yeah, that's about right.
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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Munchies_Matt wrote: I have to share this
Please don't. If you didn't write, please don't post it.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Uh? And Why?
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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Have I missed a joke somewhere?
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You don't find the idea of helicopter and bungee local policing amusing?
Oh well, each to his own.
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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I find the idea that somebody might find that amusing amusing 
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I see. Your name gives it away.
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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Having done a quick search for visio comments, I see most of them in the lounge, surely someone will know the secret.....
I have a multipage (70+) visio document. When I publish it, I can generate a pdf file or an xps. Most of us use pdf. One time, just onbce, I published to a pdf, my table of contents page received little magnifying glasses for each page in the document. This TOC page is the overall map of the document, and the links are incredibly useful to locate things.
How in the world do I turn this on?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Start by taking it out for dinner, then give it a single red rose...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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oh crap, you're on a roll today!!! reaching for screen cleaner...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Or in the case of women such as my ex a six-pack usually does it.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Is there anything useful behind the "Options" button in the "Save as" dialog?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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No - when I do a save as... it's just a file dialog.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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What PDF reader and OS were you using?
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I use foxit exclusively. I have seen it work before, hence the consternation.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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A lot of features are added based on the Print Driver. One of the things the Live Cycle trainer hit on when I took that class was how careful the Adobe printer was at generating Adobe PDF file correctly vs other print options. Perhaps, the one time you printed you were on a machine with a licensed version of Adobe Acrobat? Alas, I don't have Visio or I would offer to print if for you with mine to test 
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I hear what you are saying, but all of this happened on my laptop within a week. Totally weird.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Rik Mayall[^]
Quote: And the grown-ups will say "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say "Haven't you heard? Rik is dead! The People's Poet is dead".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
modified 9-Jun-14 11:21am.
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With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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R.I.P. My favorite comedy actor. There goes my idea for the "Old Ones" sitcom.  
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To finish -
Rick [with a silent P: This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"
And then one particularly sensitive and articulate teenager will say, "Other kids, do you understand nothing? How can Rick be dead when we still have his poems?"
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