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<joke>
CSC Says: Compilation error on line X
Did you mean:
var numberOfSons = ...
numberOfSons += 1;
?
</joke>
<seriousness>
Congratulations!
</seriousness>
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Congrats but don't you mean self replicating code? 
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Exceptional!
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Unfortunately
HoursOfSleepPerNight /=4;
NightsOut =0;
but also
PureUnadultaratedJoy *= lots;
So
Congrats +=1;
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_Maxxx_ wrote: PureUnadultaratedJoy *= lots;
That's not true. I have seen young parents with murder in their eyes, who then got the big biochemical pacifier from mother nature. That was when I decided that seven billions of us were enough on one planet.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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CDP1802 wrote: young parents
Maybe because they aren't ready to be parents yet?
For me, what Maxx wrote is true, it's just that some didn't see that way because they weren't ready to embrace parenthood. Yet.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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CDP1802 wrote: the big biochemical pacifier from mother nature.
? what am I missing?
CDP1802 wrote: I have seen young parents with murder in their eyes,
I've had that same murder in my eyes, too. Being a parent is HARD - no two ways about it. Some go in entirely unprepared, others think they are prepared. Nobody is, actually, prepared.
With a big, close family, it's much MUCH easier.
In my case, just the two of us, grandparents all kicking up daisy's all relatives overseas. Elephanting hard. Still it.
But, somehow, the moments of pure, unadulterated joy just make up for it all.
It's one of those things you have to experience - because however much you try to explain both the joy, and the tiredness, non-parents just don't understand.
don't get me wrong, I don't think 'everyone should have a kid' - far from it - there should be an exam - but once you've been there, some of the crap parents have said in your past suddenly makes sense.
And, when your boy is a toddler, in the public toilet, and shouts out loud enough for everyone to hear "Hey Dad, your willy's really big!" it somehow makes it all worthwhile 
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Couldn't have expressed it better even if I tried.
We're in the same situation here, except in our case also the grandparents are very far away.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: the grandparents are very far away.
Not father than my boy's though
He gets very jealous of his friends' having grandparents sometimes - especially those whose grandparents spoil them rotten.
I just point out to him that we spoil him anyway
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Congrats - may the little bugger bring joy to your lives because for sure he is going to remove sleep.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Did he say, "Hello World!"? 
Congratulations!
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I would prefer making the numberOfSons variable an unsigned integer directly (a byte is most suitable, unless you have a massive harem).
Congrats
PS: maybe you could also add
Random r = new Random(newChild.Quietness());
TimeSpan averageDailySleepTime = TimeSpan.FromHours(r.NextDouble(0d, 8d));
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't.
"I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK
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Var Sleep /= 2;
Congrats!
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Congratulations! ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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var numberOfDiapers +=1; Congrats!
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while(!thanksReceived)
{
congratulations += 1;
}
.:>GSN<:.
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Console.WriteLine(string.Format("I'm a father of {0} sons.", numberOfSons));
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Doesn't work in WinForms (disputably) and the sting.Format is redundant.
B-, must try harder.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Congrats Keith!
I guess you've named her/him Joan... haven't you? 
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Congratulations and alf mabrouk!
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Congrats!
The console is a black place
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is hilarious![^]
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Impossible to tell since the text is too small to read.
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