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Sander Rossel wrote: That's the one. Except it will take him a month
Well it was July 1998 - I'm allowed to forget a few details! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm seeing
"We are updating the site for you and will be back shortly. In the meantime, how about laughing at a comic or two on our sister site?"
which isn't amusing!
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Strange, I got that yesterday on the Dilbert site, but I could see that picture.
I can't find another link to that strip, so here's what it says:
Pointy haired boss: I don't see why our web pages need URLs. Get rid of them. Did that make any sense at all?
Dilbert: Yes, it's brilliant. Give me a month and I'll replace our URLs with Uniform Resource Locators.
Pointy haired boss: Perfect.
It's classic 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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This is a simulated quantum computer based on webGL. It's going to be much slower than an actual quantum computer as it's simulated with non-quantum hardware. Anyway, it gives you an impression of how quantum computing might be done in the near future.
http://qcplayground.withgoogle.com/#/home[^]
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I thought I had read this somewhere before, but maybe just dreamt it up............oh, no I didn't, it is just a few posts down 
Sadly on our corporate desktops it doesn't work due to the browser, just like the post below is blocked. 
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Try the 'https://' version.. It worked for me..
.:>GSN<:.
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Https:// version of which one, the quantum one or the one below.
Don't see what difference making it https will make.
If the browser isn't capable of running it, it still wont work, and as for the access, just because it is https doesn't hide the target url. The corporoate web filtering still know where you are trying to get to.
So, even after trying both using https, to make sure I'm not talking poop, I can confirm, it is still the same. a) won't run, b) can't access.
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https:// version of the quantum link
this one[^]
As for the browser I'm using is Google Chrome.
I tried it in firefox browser and got the following message:
Quote:
Warning!
We strongly recommened to run Quantum Playground in Google Chrome.
Your graphics card does not seem to support WebGL[^].
Find out how to get it here[^].
and for IE(the version on my system is 6), you rather don't ask 
.:>GSN<:.
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GSN.CP wrote: and for IE(the version on my system is 6)
Poor you!
I thought I was unlucky forced to use IE9! 
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Well such is corporate life dearies! 
What I didn't mention was, the OS is XP!
P.S. did it work in chrome for you?
.:>GSN<:.
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Don't have chrome on this corpo box. Would need to RDP onto my personal VM on 'tinernet to escape the confinds of this machine.
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GSN.CP wrote: or you could check the link at home
That would be the 4th June, I'll have forgot by then. (p.s. what were we talking about again?  )
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nevermind! We've already talked way off topic!
.:>GSN<:.
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Yeah, it uses webGL which is definitely not fully supported by every system and browser combination.
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Lounge posts take on a whole new level of entertainment when you pass them through the various dialects in the Dialectizer:
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/[^]
Just put the site adress in and select the dialect of your choice. Amusing.
What can I say. It doesn't take much to amuse me late on a Friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend here in the USA.
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.
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When I saw the word dialect, I was hoping for audio.
Enjoy your break
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Redneck don't work real good for CP, dang!
Unfo'tunately we were unable t'find th' message yo' requested, cuss it all t' tarnation. It may haf been deleted, cuss it all t' tarnation. Yo' may be hankerin' t'try our Search page eff'n yo' suspeck th' origeenal link yo' tried was inco'reck.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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... knowwhatImean?
FTFY
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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yep I ain't ignert.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Thanks! That was pretty funny.
Now, if only I can turn the damn Jive dialect off in my head when I try to read CP for real!
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So, in Cockney a computer becomes a French Tutor.
Amazing ^^
[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}
private interface IStealth { }
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I guess it comes to all programmers after a while, our job is so unhealthy, I got flabbier and flabbier, my back started aching from sitting, and since I quit the fags (that's cigarettes on this side of the pond) I don't go up and down the stairs 10 times a day either. So I started going to a gym 3 days a week.
Its only for about 40 mins each session, full body, 3 sets of 10 reps with the weight set so the 31st rep is impossible; its a routine I was shown when I did gym work 20 years ago, and I have to say, the results are astounding.
Perhaps its the 2000% increase in exercise, but after just 2 weeks my back is far better, energy levels are up, the flab shrinking slowly and muscle bulk returning to my enfeebled torso.
The routine is squats, pull downs, rowing, situps, flies, bench press and curls by the way. As you can see its very simple.
And despite losing flab, I have kept my 48 inch chest! Result!
So, I can recommend it. Doesn't take long, and gives good results.
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
modified 23-May-14 17:59pm.
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I had a therapist tell me years ago that there are only two muscles that keep us erect, out stomach and back muscles so if our stomach muscles are not toned it puts all the strain on the back muscles. I had terrible back trouble and took his advice and toned up and have never had a problem since.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Yeah, Pilates is good for backs too, same thing, works the stomach a lot.
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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