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Let's see...
The Lakers didn't make the NBA playoffs.
The owner of the LA Clippers is a racist.
Solange Knowles attached Jay Z in an elevator.
The "Bieb" investigated for robbery.
Its a madhouse! Nothing a small tactical nuke wouldn't cure... but a madhouse none the less.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Don't forget the on going celebritard undergarment shortage. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Man, I can't believe you forgot those poor chickens already.
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I'm curious, what more do you expect can be done?
Continue a futile search of one of the most inaccessible areas on the planet after seeing absolutely no evidence that they are even looking in the right place. For DEAD people!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The Australian search is continuing - they have just allocated $90 million in the federal budget for it.
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I think your pronouncements on what other people are thinking, or feeling, might carry more weight if you published them on stone tablets, and had them delivered by supernatural means.
“I speak in a poem of the ancient food of heroes: humiliation, unhappiness, discord. Those things are given to us to transform, so that we may make from the miserable circumstances of our lives things that are eternal, or aspire to be so.” Jorge Luis Borges
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And until they look for the plane on Diego Garcia, they won't find anything.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Who knows but the pingers were heard before their batteries gave out and a lot further south than Diego Garcia.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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The various naval forces in the world have the ability to accurately track a nearly silent submarine, yet the location of an actively pinging black box cannot be pin-pointed by that same equipment? I call bullshit.
"We could hear it but can't find it"? Seriously? All passive SONAR equipment keeps logs of signals in terms of strength and vector. A single ship can triangulate on a noise spike by simply traveling in a straight line at a constant speed for 10 miles or so. There's NO WAY they can't find it if it's under water. I used to track subs for a living. I know how that stuff works.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I meant to delete five rows from a table and wrote very quickly this
delete dbo.tblXYZ
where ID >= 116 or ID <= 120
ended blowing the whole table away. Talk about blowing your feet off
I know, I know it should have been AND not OR, it is too late now. 
UPDATE: I have a backup, but lost a hour worth of work...
modified 14-May-14 15:59pm.
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Ummm, is "I didn't do it" an option? If not, run, run away.
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I'm the sole creator and maintainer of the data. No where to run
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To avoid such problems, I usually substitute a SELECT query using the desired conditional clause to see what records will be affected BEFORE executing the DELETE query.
I hope it wasn't anything you can't recreate!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Real men do not care. They simply run the query.
And then in middle of night they restore the backup that they did before running the query.
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Let's hope the OP had a backup. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I had a backup, but lost lost an hour worth of work, which is not bad considering the size of the table
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being real man cost me my sleep 
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I do the same thing for an update as well, I may not qualify as a real man but I don't trash table these days.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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You had backups of course?
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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what backup? Real men don't backup 
I do, but lost an hour worth of work, which is not bad considering the size of the table if I didn't backup
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Backup as in a bucket of 1s and 0s, in a logical order of course.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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That's what you use BETWEEN for. Less ambiguity.
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Klingon developers like bold personalities like yours.
Yusuf wrote: UPDATE: I have a backup, but lost a hour worth of work...
Some man points gone away...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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