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Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."
Haven't read anything by him in years!
Hmm...is he available in ePub...?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before!
I'd give you an up-vote for your jolly Welsh cleverness - but you have far too many points, so I'll randomly up-vote another post in a charitable act on your behalf!
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I'll randomly up-vote another post in a charitable act on your behalf!
 A charitable donation! Hopefully, it will go to feed a homeless blind victim of pope-abuse. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Who cares who said it? It's obvious to a casual observer that random patches of dark matter are drifting about, sucking up spots of starlight that would otherwise be plainly visible.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: random patches of dark matter
But are you sure it's random?
Bahhh bahh Baahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Roger Wright wrote: dark matter are drifting about
I've never seen Dark Matter drifting.
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That's because it's dark, and prefers to move about at night.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Edwin Hubble?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Nope.
OG got it above ^
(though I bet he googled!)
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Nah - I visit QA, and you aren't allowed to google if you go there... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Easy. Paris Hilton in her famous treatise "Thoughts rattling around the empty spaces"
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That's the first verse of Firework by Katy Perry.
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That had a link to this[^]. I hope that 'woman' (I use the term loosely) and her Lawyer go to [REDACTED]. She is a [REDACTED].
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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That [REDACTED] thing is pretty good...gonna steal that 
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I got it from someone else here (JSOP I think). So go ahead. It works.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Cheers
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The jamming device I use, as one woman discovered last night while in traffic on her phone behind me, is that the car behind me does not get to move forward while the numpty driving it is on the phone.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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"The FCC says that jamming devices cannot be authorized because they can compromise the integrity of the nations communications infrastructure, including 911 and police calls during an emergency."
Well that gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling, knowing that our nations communications infrastructure can be so easily compromised by some joe in an SUV. 
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Maybe the way to use one would be to leave it off.
Then, if you see someone in a nearby car, or next to you in a restaurant or movie, turn it on for a few seconds.
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I would have an absolute blast playing with one, especially with the missus!
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> Where can I buy one?
I'd think the guy who got caught using his won't be using it anymore. Make him an offer.
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