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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Johnson, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Johnson, this is Doctor Kinsey at the Metro Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Johnson arrived as well... We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Johnson asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" asked Mrs. Johnson.
"Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"Well, the MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town and,
if he finds his way home, don't sleep with him!!"
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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I noticed that @Kent-Sharkey haven't had posts on Insider News since April 25. Any news about him?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
modified 30-Apr-14 5:25am.
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You can ask him using @ notation!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I hate that @ feature. I tend to forget to use that when it must be used to.
Edited! 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Check the member info:
"Kent Sharkey does not really exist. He is a figment of Chris' imagination.
Kent Sharkey -- the official mythical beast of CodeProject.com."
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Is that true? 
I refuse to believe that because of the  smiley after his info..
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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That's what Chris wants you to believe. Reality is very different.
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Take the red pill Neo...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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We have a proverb (in Hungarian) that goes like this: "A man from far can say what he wants"...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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"Baszd meg a kecskét, kapsz túrót!" as they say in Szekszárd.
[No. Don't look that one up. Your sister might not like it.]
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According to google translate there is a goat involved
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I told you not to look!
It's "If [something] a goat, [another thing] goat's cheese!"
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Well, I am one of those people whom you told not to do something and they do it :/
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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You'll go blind!
Or is that only boys?
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I heard its a myth, but you can never know until you try it 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I have no sister and I need not look that up and I do not like it... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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One of my favourite words in Hungarian is 'sajt'. Just the sound...
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Isn't that kind of a cheesy sound?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Túró and sajt are not the same! I love túró with some hot pepper and onion, stuffed into fresh paprika, sliced after chilled. I put it on thin slices of toast...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Fickkled my funny bone[^]
I know people like that! I've even worked with a couple...and you? Any bosses / cow-orkers who have had no idea about anything they are involved in?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I have often worked with people like that.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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for this year alone I can give you a very long list of individuals at the company I work for.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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OriginalGriff wrote: worked
Why in past? He's still around!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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