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31-Mar-14 5:29

If you do not have the list of old people who can write programs with you already, please refer to thread below.

OriginalGriff31-Mar-14 5:35

31-Mar-14 5:35

I'm not old!

It's just that my birth certificate is wrong... Blush | :O

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Keith Barrow31-Mar-14 5:52

Keith Barrow

31-Mar-14 5:52

So you are saying the NSA only employs computer illiterates?

My guess is you have just made a powerful enemy in the States.

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OriginalGriff31-Mar-14 5:55

31-Mar-14 5:55

Keith Barrow wrote:
So you are saying the NSA only employs computer illiterates?

Of course it does!

Otherwise they would know too much Suspicious | :suss:

How much computer illiterate were you when...

Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr.31-Mar-14 9:26

Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr.

31-Mar-14 9:26

Whenever I want to write a letter to the NSA I just save the email in drafts. No need to send it.

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dan!sh 31-Mar-14 4:43

31-Mar-14 4:43

...you wrote your first program?

In my case, I had no idea what operating system is. I did not knew I was using windows. Hell, I could not even start a computer. It was really scary. However, if someone could open the "black screen" for me, I could write C++ programs for them.

This was the state for a long time. I was proud of myself thinking I could do anything in C++ but had no clue how to reach that black screen. I say anything as I was easily able to understand concept of pointer and templates and was even able to do graphics code. I thought I was awesome back then in year 2000.

How about you?

Edit: The sole purpose of this post is to feel young. Poke tongue | ;-P

modified 31-Mar-14 10:58am.

Argonia31-Mar-14 4:53

Argonia

31-Mar-14 4:53

My first programming language was Pascal way back in the days. I remember writing my programs when i was about 5th grade eh the old Program p; Back then we had to use dos compiler and that alone was pretty scary for me and the things i was fighting was the . and ; after the end in the different cases. And don't forget mod and div i still call the c++ operators that way Laugh | :laugh:

. For 5th grader that was preety scary :P

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dan!sh 31-Mar-14 4:56

31-Mar-14 4:56

Argonia wrote:
mod and div

Isn't that what they are called? At least I call them that since it is more related to mathematical terms.

Argonia31-Mar-14 5:04

Argonia

31-Mar-14 5:04

In english maybe, but i didn't know that back then. Laugh | :laugh:

After all programming is good for your brain it teaches you english better than the textbook. Noone can make me spell break or switch wrong Wink | ;)

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chriselst31-Mar-14 4:55

chriselst

31-Mar-14 4:55

Define Computer Literacy.

When I wrote my first program I could plug the Commodore 64 into the TV, turn it on, get to the bit to type in the code and then run it.

There wasn't a lot else to do, I could also put the tapes for the games into the tape player to load and then start the games.

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dan!sh 31-Mar-14 4:58

31-Mar-14 4:58

Literacy as in knowing basic user operations before going to programming. For instance, knowing what left and right click is. I, for one, had no clue when I wrote programs for first few months.

chriselst31-Mar-14 4:59

chriselst

31-Mar-14 4:59

d@nish wrote:
For instance, knowing what left and right click is.

There was no left and right click.

There was no mouse.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

OriginalGriff31-Mar-14 5:22

31-Mar-14 5:22

There wasn't even a damn keyboard, half the time! Laugh | :laugh:

chriselst31-Mar-14 5:26

chriselst

31-Mar-14 5:26

That was my point, the concept of computer literacy has changed over time as computers have evolved.

I could do everything I needed to with my C64, so I was Computer Literate, but I wasn't for the modern definition that was in the mind of the OP.

For those of you who started off shoveling coal into the things whilst someone else opened and closed the valves whilst a third operator carefully monitored the weasel levels the question makes even less sense.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Alister Morton1-Apr-14 2:29

Alister Morton

1-Apr-14 2:29

Certainly no screen - teletype only.

OriginalGriff1-Apr-14 2:48

1-Apr-14 2:48

One place I worked at - National Institute For Biological Standards and Controls, in the early eighties - had two "punch girls" who got a sheet of numbers from the biologists, punched them onto paper tape on an offline teletype, then used the screen based terminal to run them through the PDP 11. If there were any mistakes, the paper tape was carefully edited to fix it with a knife and sticky tape and it was retried. When the run was complete, the paper tape went back to the biologist who binned it. Sigh | :sigh:

Took me months to get permission to teach them to plug the teletype into the PDP11 and forgo the paper tape - with a box on the submission sheet saying "I want the tape!"
Then about twenty minutes to get them actual terminals, a week later - since they threatened to go on strike unless they did! Laugh | :laugh:

Alister Morton1-Apr-14 2:56

Alister Morton

1-Apr-14 2:56

At school we would often find that the paper tape would tangle as it was feeding into the reader on the ASR33 (no hopper to contain the tape) so we would clip the tape into the reader then lead the tape across the room and open a window and drop the tape out - the computer room was on the 3rd floor - so that it wasn't all coiled up.

As it fed out of the reader (low speed 110 baud phone line meant this was a tedious process) we would roll it back up by hand and store the tapes in pipe tobacco tins (conveniently, the computer science teacher smoked a pipe).

OriginalGriff1-Apr-14 4:35

1-Apr-14 4:35

And as you hand fed the tape back into a roll you got paper cuts between your thumb and index finger! Laugh | :laugh:

Alister Morton1-Apr-14 4:48

Alister Morton

1-Apr-14 4:48

Oh yes - initially. You soon learnt how to roll it without getting the cuts.

OriginalGriff1-Apr-14 5:04

1-Apr-14 5:04

...until you hit a join and it shaved your fingers...

And the Mylar versions were worse: stronger, stiffer and sharper.

Would you believe I think I still have a tape repair tool in the attic? Laugh | :laugh:

RefugeeFromSlashDot1-Apr-14 3:25

RefugeeFromSlashDot

1-Apr-14 3:25

Click? I wrote my first program on a Teletype creating a punched paper tape. It was done that way because it cost too much to develop it while connected to the timesharing service via an acoustic coupler. I think we had the high speed 300 baud version.