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You could give the Junior Programmer access to production.
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote: You could give the Junior Programmer access to production.
/ravi
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I once had a boss sitting at the desk behind mine eating apples with his mouth open.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I take it the emphasis is on once ... 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Why when you have a junior that drinks a boat load of tea during the day
I haven't made a regular round of tea & coffee for 3 month 
so you can keep your pork scratching scoffing junior to yourself ..
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I have no junior, but me do have a coffee machine next to my desk.
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Boy can he piss, I've logged him going 10+ times a day, so I daren't give you tea or coffee 
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I think that's what he[^] did. 
/ravi
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The fear of going to the toilet in your boyfriend's flat
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Fear? He should fear!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Shouldn't that be oscarpistophobia?
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Oscarpistoriitis : The medical term for an itchy trigger finger
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Jeez, no work for too long and then almost too much.
I have two jobs on, both are on regular release-review-update cycle so I can't feasibly do one then switch over. I have set my self the regime of working away until I stumble then switching project to refresh the thinking bits.
The only problem is one project is a VB6 to VB.net conversion/rehash the other is Java. Now if only I could pick up some Fortran or COBOL to go with this I'd be set. 
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It's your lucky day![^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Could be worse....
I got home from offshore on Wednesday, gets into the house to be told by the wife she broke the cold tap in the kitchen. It happened just after I left 2 weeks ago, so she had to struggle on using the cold tap at the other kitchen sink. What a hardship........ 
So after dropping kids off at school today, pops into B&Q, finds a suitable replacement. Heads home, digs out some tools and dives under the sink. Now, these connections haven't been moved since I fitted the kitchen in 1998. Talk about rock solid!
First turn of the spanner, rips a chunk of skin of my thumb.....I might have said a wee sweary... At least its all fixed now. Its also a much better tap than what was there before. I have a feeling she will want a matching tap at the other sink....but will wait and see what she says.
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DaveAuld wrote: but will wait and see what she says.
Why? You've waisted a journey there Jimmy! You should have bought two sets, fitted one, waited for the "Och! That's nice!" then fitted t'other for the double chocolate brownie points [what DBC would nick anyway] that go with the wife awarded attaboy.
[you can see I'm working real hard here]
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Not at £150!
The other sink is just a utility sink, and is usually buried in kids clothes. It is fine the way it is!
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I shall never forget taking my dear lovely wife into the DIY store to get a washer for a leaking tap. £1,500 and a new bathroom later we walked out...
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Good luck on waiting.
Dave.
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Careful what you wish for!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Have you ever been having a clean out and stumbled across something you have written down and wondered what the hell it was for or what you were up to at that time?
Today, I was having a clear out of an old metal filing box.
In it, I came across old some old part numbers for fire and gas system components, old passwords for various work systems, some old notebooks.
The notebooks were empty, apart from one, and all it had in it I had written was;
cd /usr/include
rm -rf linux
rm -rf asm
ln -s /usr/src/linux/include/linux linux
ln -s /usr/src/linux/include/asm_i386 asm
cd /usr/src/linux
make proper
Haven't got a clue what it was for........
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It's the command line equivalent of Lorem Ipsum.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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This is the most moving thing I've heard for a while
Linky
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If she cries at the days of the week, just wait until she sees the bill!
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