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This is not a dare. Just don't. Definitely not at work.
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I'll help you out if you'll help me beat anyone who says: Webinar.
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Can we take this Webinar Offline?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Turn to wireless it's less painful on the head
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I'm tired of "ask", when what they mean is "enhancement request". Also "low hanging fruit". That just sounds dirty.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: "low hanging fruit". That just sounds dirty.
Oh great, that's the current buzz word around here. Now I will have to stifle a laugh the next time I hear it. Thanks Ravi. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I'd feel a deep sense of relief if you and DeathByChocolate took yourselves offline, as in to a small island somewhere with no internet connection. Perhaps on Bora Bora, or the like, you could bore yourselves to death.
“Use the word 'cybernetics,' Norbert, because nobody knows what it means. This will always put you at an advantage in arguments.” Claude Shannon (Information Theory scientist): letter to Norbert Weiner of M.I.T., circa 1940
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BillWoodruff wrote: I'd feel a deep sense of relief if you and DeathByChocolate took yourselves offline, as in to a small island somewhere with no internet connection. Perhaps on Bora Bora, or the like, you could bore yourselves to death.
Sorry you feel like that, I was just having a little fun, I didn't mean to upset anyone. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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BillWoodruff wrote: took yourselves offline, as in to a small island somewhere with no internet connection. Perhaps on Bora Bora ... you could bore yourselves to death.
Khun Bill, you are in rare form!
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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It was raining this morning, but the dog still needs to be emptied.
Please note I was in the kitchen enjoying a nice cup of tea at the time.
Barnsley does not like rain.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I wonder if Griff's sheep likes rain.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Roasted sheep does not like rain! It's a fact!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Exactly the answer I expected ! 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I'm not sure that your dog has any problem with rain - but sure he likes tea...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Schnauzers are brlliant 
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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They are so full of character, and as a bonus, look like wizards!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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How was your Tuesday? Did you get enough sleep ? 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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The dog lives in England! He should be used to rain by now. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Thank god you don't have a cat ...
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Dogs and water ... bad idea
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My dog has been chasing pigeons around the back garden in the rain and is now snoring away on my legs soaking my clothes. So that is good of him.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: on my legs soaking my clothes
Mine do that, they seem to think that my legs are mobile towels, literally rubbing themselves against me to get dry.
What really gets me is how happy they look while they are doing it! They gaze up at me with a look of sheer delight, getting themselves dry while I am getting soggier and soggier! 
Pets eh? Who'd have em?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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If it's any consolation, Dij the Cat goes out, gets soaked, and insists I dry him (or he sits on my computer, directly above the processor, to drip-dry.
So, I keep a stock of cotton gloves on my desk for that purpose. And old tea towels for bad cases.
And when I am done, if it isn't to his satisfaction he slaps my feet as I walk away...
The latest wrinkle is he walks off - as if happy - then slaps my feet for more when I turn round.
And then, nice and dry, he goes back out and gets soaked again. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Of all the amazing and wonderful places you could have named him after, you chose...Barnsley?
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I have always wanted a dog called Barnsley.
It suits him.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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