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Given the choice between internet addiction and hard drugs, I'd ... consider Mae West's words:
"Given the choice between two evils, I'd take the one I hadn't tried before."
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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The cure for keeping my lunch down! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I think you may have found a diet plan that really works! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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At last! A use for Piers Morgan!
We always knew he was an emetic, but we didn't think that could be useful... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: emetic
Thanks! I learned a new word!
And, you're right!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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If you had seen Dolly, you would know that Griff has MUCH better taste than that!
(Come to think of it: I think EVERYBODY ought to have better taste than THAT!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Arr she blows! Man the 'arpoons!
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If that's sfw I wonder where you work.
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That's not Safe For Work, Kid Sister Safe, or Safe For Human Consumption! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Someplace awful clearly.
*hurl*
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SFW? I think not! That is NSFAITEU (Not Safe For Anyone In The Entire Universe)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Mom I love you <3 Today and everyday ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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She's a member of the CP, is she? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'm just glad I knew that <3 was a "heart" sign this time... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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What is the other option?
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Turn your head 90 degrees anticlockwise...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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A hamster with a hat?
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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You call yours "your hamster"? Doesn't that get confusing?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Bad Boy! whitty mind you have.
3 = looks like the cheeks of s hamster
< = hat
<3 = a hamster with his hat slipped down until his cheeks.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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Perhaps it dosnt function properly, and a prone to bugs 
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No, rotate it in a different plane.
Look at the symbol:
<3
And pretend you nose is the axis. Now rotate your head 90 degrees anticlockwise so that your eyes remain looking at the screen, but move from a horizontal orientation to a vertical.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Didn't get it can your draw it for me plz?
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Baddo y'2ullak teez il teez. 
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