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It's three years to the day since that joke was last posted in the Lounge[^]. Shirley that coincidence qualifies you for a special "Leslie of the year" award? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Did you say "Leslie of the year" award! 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Clicky[^]
Now as passive/aggressive responses go, this one is fantastic.
It must drive the recipient completely barmy!
I must remember to keep this little beauty in my arsenal.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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LOL! So good! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Enjoy it while you can, I suspect this be changed fairly rapidly.
Can't you block a phone number?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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When Shakespeare is out he may move to Tolstoy and Dostoevsky 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I'll have to remember also good revenge!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Sheer genius!
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Movie Quote Of The Day
A: This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
B: He's a nut-bag! Just because the f***er's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!
Which movie?
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Dalek Dave's Rise To Power! 
It's still in the preproduction stage as far as I know!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I had a similar thought for a title. 
I really need some sleep. 
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PUTIN - RISE OF AN EMPIRE?
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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The Sixth Sense
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Are you sure you're not one sense short? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The Seventh Sense?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Don't know which movie, but are they talking about Darth Vader?
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That's got to be Seven, surely?
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Booooooooooooooo!!!!! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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not completely correct anyway
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Rambo III
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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300
Is this the movie with a hit song "All Izz Well"?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Se7en
William Somerset: This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
David Mills: He's a nut-bag! Just because the f***er's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!
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I suspect advertising a webinar for a commercial product without clearing it with the hamsters may be frowned upon!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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