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LittleYellowBird wrote: No, just for today.
Good - you shouldn't be away from your beloved chocolate for too long. We wouldn't want a catastrophe on our hands here... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Bush's Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"
The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"
"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Did you try typing "Idiots Guide" in the search box? Because it was the only one in the list when I did...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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When I search for Idiots Guide I get 52 Articles ... 
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Can't - I've only written 5!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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 Look we know they weren't ALL written by you ... but I do have strong suspicions about The Idiots Guide to Jumpers .... baaaaa!
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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No still don't see it, I get 4 articles under the title 'Great Reads' and 4 under 'Latest Articles' but that's it ... and on the right it says 'Research Library' and 'Discussions' ... no Idiots Guide ...
Perhaps its how I've got things set up ... 
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Clear the tag filter and you should see it. 
/ravi
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![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) Ah-ha! You are a star, thank you ... I knew it would be something daft!
I only have the one article so I was sad when I thought it was lost, I feel like a cat owner who has been reunited with their p... cat!"
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
modified 12-Mar-14 11:39am.
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You need to load up on that 72% cocoa dark.
/ravi
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Good thinking!
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
"Spaz the cat went missing in 2002 ..."
... interesting name!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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You mean, clear the "Idiots" filter ? That returned 130,345,003,424 hits...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what is used to.
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The easiest way to find your articles is to go to your Code Project profile. You'll find a button for your articles and that will list all of them. You can then use the links to get to where ever they've been moved.
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Hi
What's the etiquette for recruiting people for a workspace - do you sign 'em up unsolicited, wait to be asked, or send a PM or what makes sense?
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Bribes.
Big, in-your-face bribes - cash preferred, but bacon butties also work well.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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In accounting terms, brackets frequently indicate negative numbers: I want the cash in my hot little hand!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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