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Now there's an image that I'd have to wipe off my mind. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Got any particular breed in mind?
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Struth
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Yes, well, erm, wouldn't we all?
Do I take it, sir, that the joke icon meant my sarcasm sailed over your head like a drop-bear on a bungie?
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Do I take it, sir, that the joke icon meant my sarcasm sailed over your head like a drop-bear on a bungie?
You are clearing deranged. Windows 8 and Joke don't belong in the same universe let alone one belong in the other.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I thought they were the same thing?
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I thought they were the same thing?
Maybe my new job has sent me out to install or fix one too many Windows 8 machines and I just don't find it funny any more.
Didn't care for it the first few times, now I can feel it sucking the life out of me.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Good one. It flew over the head of some, though.
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Remind us again, what exactly is the cocktail of drugs you are on?
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Not to mention the fact that the bastard didn't bring enough to share.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Nodger! I thought better of you. 1
1 Actually, no, I didn't
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A very well written satirical testimonial.
Creative writing with a real 'come in spinner' twist.
Well I enjoyed it.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Thanks - at least you didn't take it seriously like some !! 
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Don't you just hate when a thread gets hijacked. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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ZDNet? No thanks.
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Why? What's wrong with them? I like many of Mary Jo posts in there.
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Not Madness, not Genius: just Business as usual.
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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Is it just me? I can't login to CP with my BlackBerry default browser both on Touch and Playbook. Just downloaded Opera Mini and logged in at a click. Default browser redirecting error page (viewstate error)
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BlackBerry is still working? 
Who knew? I thought they went bust months ago!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I saw bb and immediately thought "bulletin board". 
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Your older than you look.
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I resemble that remark!
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