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Luton, I can't put the name I would suggest here though. 
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DoNotEnterForYourOwnSafety 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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DrunkenExterminate
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I think anything past Watford should be renamed "Ooop North".
I appreciate it could get confusing, so to alleviate this a numbered suffix should be added.
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Breast
I used to have a topless dancer for a neighbor...I really like her.
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Tit's a really good suggestion!  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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France has already beaten you to it[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I wonder if my neighbor was from there?
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Bacon.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Sometimes, the names are perfectly fine. There are two town in Texas, Alice and Louise. On the road between them is a third town, Comfort. According to legend, a Holiday Inn used to have a billboard on that road advertising the hotel with the slogan: "Sleep in Comfort, between Alice and Louise."
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We moved to AZ in 1959 and there was a billboard somewhere in Texas that had a teenage girl lying on the floor with her legs up on the bed and the sign read; "But a ding-a-ling for your ding-a-ling". I thought that was the neatest saying...Ok maybe just me!
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Dry Gulch.
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That way whenever someone asks where you are going you can reply:
"I am going to kill you"
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...rename Luton to Sto-vo-kor just to annoy gullible Trekkies when they get there...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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So I can tell people that I live in Idleness.
Then, when my correspondent points out they were asking where I lived not how I lived, I mutter some woefully un-humorous thing about living by the church.
modified 21-Feb-14 11:24am.
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Didn't know it was the most common, but, there IS a Bowling Green about 10 miles from me...
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I believe Fairview is the most common name for a town in the US.
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Holy crap, you're right!
/ravi
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I would name it 'Abandoned Settlement' to hide it from the tax man
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Asboville - to deter people from moving to Cambridge and as a consequence stop the constant building of new housing when the roads in Cambridge are already over full.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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What's the problem with ASBOs? For some of them, it's the only qualification they are ever going to get! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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As a child my Grandmother lived in Noplace (clicky)[^]. Wouldn't have changed that for the world !
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Crawley -> Sarf Lunnon-innit-Wot
Luton -> Norf Lunnon-innit-Wot
Chertsey -> Chertsey-under-Thames
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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