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Thank you.
SSE @ Infor Global Solutions.
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I have a Lumia 900, overall its a decent phone. The camera is great at 8MP and a really useful feature for me is that it has a radio. There seems to be a bug, the screen goes black and i need to restart, it seems to happen very occasionally. not sure what the problem is. there is definately less apps available than in the android and ios stores.
I only paid approx 1/5 of the price of an iphone, so i do think it is better value. If I were to ignore price, i'd say an iphone is better, but adding price into my decision, I would say lumia.
I have not tried an android phone yet!
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I had a 920 and it was great, no problems and I love the Windows Phone OS. I just upgraded to a 1520 and it is the best Windows Phone so far.
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Auntie[^].
From the text, the average Scottish sewer is as fat-clogged as the average Scottish artery
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Not Tigger I notice, bit too energetic 
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I wonder if they found any Scotts[^] in Scottish toilets.
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Yes. He was the copilot[^] 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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He had to be escorted to Geneva by french army jets, because the swiss airforce is only "ready during office times" (cité a spokesman of the airforce). The swiss army was already known as a bad joke, but the airforce now doubled that.
Wanna hear some more stories? A few years ago the tank departement of the army discovered 105 tanks in a mountain bunker. They were quite surprised, because they thought the tanks were "lost" - No idea when and why 105 swiss tanks can get lost, we hardly ever need them. And it's not like there are not dozens of cars the army looses every year because they can't find them anymore after they've hidden them in the woods.
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If that had been posted by a non-swiss person...The Swiss would probably and aggressively not declare war on them! 
Thank you - I needed a laugh!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Oh, and did you know we have a Navy[^]?
I guess I have not mentioned that close to a kilo explosives went missing a few years ago.
And I just found out that these were not 105 tanks which were missed, 400 tanks is the right number[^]!
Google autotranslate may work badly on the second link...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Invade Liechtenstein?
Talking about Liechtenstein, they once attacked Italy with 80 men and came back with 81.
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Yes, but teh extra just wanted to rent the place for the day[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Another "funny" fact about the swiss army:
About 10% of former soldiers never returned their material (assault rifle, (in some cases even ammunition), etc.) and the army has no idea who those 10% are...
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Nicholas Marty wrote: About 10% of former soldiers never returned their material (assault rifle, (in some cases even ammunition), etc.) and the army has no idea who those 10% are...
That doesn't really concerns me - What concerns me is the amount of people who got a rifle, failed the 2nd psycho test and didn't gave their rifle back.
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The swiss airforce also can't test their jets, cause before they reach Maximum Speed they reach the Country borders :P
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Alright Admin Retards,
1: Your 'change password every 45 days' policy is nonsense.
Having hoards of mouth breathers change their password from '123' to '456' every 45 days isn't making your network more secure. They're using easy passwords because remembering a new complex password every few weeks is nonsense.
2: Your 'cannot use same password for at least 10 iterations' is nonsense.
This provides absolutely NO benefit to network security and if you think it does you should be terminated - and no, I don't mean your job.
You Nazi administrators out there that set up these stupid policies are doing absolutely NOTHING to secure your networks with these policies. While I agree with enforcing complex passwords these other extraneous policies are nothing but grief and do absolutely nothing. PRO TIP: Actually read up on your job, learn real techniques, and leave the 'appearance of security' to posers like the TSA.
It's BS like this that makes me want to leave IT altogether.
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"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
roses
"Sorry, too few characters."
pretty roses
"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
1 pretty rose
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
1prettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
1f***ingprettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."
1F***INGprettyrose
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."
1F***ingPrettyRose
"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."
1F***ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow!
"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."
1F***ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow
"Sorry, that password is already in use."
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Marvellous...how many times has this happened to me 
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Or: Too short[^] (probably SFW, it's a medical term not a swear word.)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Easy way to remember password is just follow these >rules 
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I see we now know your CodeProject password.
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Johnny J. wrote: "Sorry, that password is already in use."
Ah... I bet dollars to donuts the password is stored plain text!
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