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Na! He just plugged into the nearest Volt Weed.
Dave.
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Sorry Nagy, but I'm not going to sit through 10 minutes of you drinking gin while pretending to iron... 
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I believe there is a better way. You make the gin and tonic sit on that lovely chair and call your wife to do it. The essential here is to have chocolate so you can use it as bait.
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So...let me get this straight.
You are going to use chocolate as bait to get a lady to flatten clothes with a very hot and heavy object while you drink Gin and watch.
You might want to note some factors here:
1) You will be sitting down comfortably, which would impede any attempts to leave the area hurriedly.
2) You will be drinking intoxicating fluid which will also impede rapid and coordinated movements.
3) You will have baited her over with something she can't consume and iron at the same time.
4) While she is performing the objectionable task, you will be close to hand and clearly having a better time than her.
5) Then you armed her with a heavy branding iron.
Um. Rather you than me?
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It is EI Extreme Ironing[^]. I heard a guy giving a speech on it initially I did not believe him.
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climate != weather.
thus concludes today's basic English lesson.
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Climate is weather over time.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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correct!
but that was tomorrow's lesson. no more reading ahead!
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Quote: Climate is weather over time.
You should clarify that one means a very long time, as 100 years +++. After all, one can experience weather changes over a day without saying its a climate change
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Oh, so what is the fourth derivative? A cold snap : )
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Sorry sir the hamster ate my homework..
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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'climate = weather x time' though. 
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Of irony you are true master.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Who’d think that the proselytes of weather would screw up again? To be honest if I were wrong as often as the meteorologists I’d no longer be employed.
I wonder how many of those people in the picture are employed...?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Whats the problem? They are just trying to get through to the Aussies.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Remember the sage advice - never argue with an idiot, some people might not be able to tell the difference.
speramus in juniperus
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I'm fed up with sage advice. Got any oregano advice?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Use sparingly with dressings and tomato based sauces.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: the sage advice
Don't stuff your chicken too hard?
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Quote: Don't stuff your chicken too hard?
Is this SFW? This comment is on the wrong forum isn't it?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Luton[^]
Not quite as bad as I make out, it seems.
Luton has the fastest broadband in the UK!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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