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Why didn't they name it "Standard Brownian Motion Source Medium"?
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There are also British Standard turds - used for testing flush toilets
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And a British Standard Finger - used for checking ventilation holes to ensure nothing nasty can be touched from the outside.
(I only know this because I once built a prototype mains powered device out of cardboard for demonstration on a customer site and we had to be sure the ventilation slots it needed were safe. Well, safe as mains equipment in a cardboard box could ever be...)
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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You might be comforted to know that, back when I worked in the industry and had access to the index and library, the US DoD had a MIL-SPEC for sheep. I don't recall the number, and doubt that it still exists, but the entire office got a good laugh about it when I pulled a copy for us to 'review' for relevance to our current project (designing ICBM ATE). Other ruminants were included in the same spec, IIRC.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Yes, but...
...only the French adulterer went to his assignations on a moped!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Ahh, Edwina Curry. An early proponent of 50 Shades Of Grey.
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Please, it's almost noon and people might spill their lunch!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: people might spill their lunch
A sign of a true amateur that. A seasoned professional like yourself should have no problem with it.
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I was thinking of the script kiddies.
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Spill your Gin!  The end is near.
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Don't worry, it's not going to happen. I once did a transatlantic trip with storms all the way, NO GIN WAS LOST.
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Major admitted to the Thing and yet JFK denied rooting Munroe. FFS, I'd have had a f'in banner made. 
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British had a different taste.. Oldies 
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Do not confuse British Taste with Major making the beast with a drag queen!
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I just sicked in my mouth a little.
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Vilmos wins again! :fistPump:
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: :fistPump:
And again.
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I was going to come back at you with a Geordie Shore based insult, then I googled some piccies to add to the insult.
I have removed all evidence of the previous comment and just wish to offer you my deepest sympathies.
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Just shows that the British are about substance and not about superficial appearances.
At least I hope that is the case… 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Which lead me on a detour that ended here[^].
I realized it wasn't going to get any better. 
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/25518170[^]
Bieber to retire from inflicting pain on music lovers
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Leslie Nielsen has also announced his retirement
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"For the second time in a week, Justin Bieber has suggested he's quitting music."
Sorry, I must of missed that. When did he start?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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AFAIK she never did.
BTW - here's a story[^] to cheer you up, just ignore the men.
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