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Seeing your profile picture this shouldn't be important... 
JOKE, THAT WAS A JOKE! 
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Joan Murt wrote: JOKE, THAT WAS A JOKE!
Haha! I saw the Joke icon
If the "widow" in the OP joke is okay or so-so looking, a bit of ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) can remedy that
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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Paul Conrad wrote: But is she good looking?
All cats look grey in the dark.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Also, you don't have to worry about her taking half of everything if she wants to "get rid of you". 
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Too soon or I would say he got what he deserved.
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The dead guy is not getting a lot of sympathy around our coffee pot either. 
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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He deserved to die because he was texting his daughter? Because he (maybe) threw popcorn? You people are pathetic. Its a good thing that the rest of the world isn't as cold and empty.
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Relax, pal.
We may be cold and empty OR we may have a sense of humour. Nobody I know honestly thinks the guy deserved to be shot or killed. But most of us can relate to being annoyed by some moron in a theater using a cell phone.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Thank you, Daniel, for your empathy & sympathy in this tragic matter affecting my extended family.
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MacSpudster wrote: affecting my extended family.
![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
I don't think he deserved to die, whether he was texting or not doesn't matter.
Whether texting in a movie theater is appropriate or not shall be discussed in a different thread, without the tragedic background we are facing here.
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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I take it the ex-officer did his training with the Metropolitan Police in London?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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No, Mr. Griff, he retired from the Washington, D.C. Police, highly known for their aggressive & deadly responses to even the very simplest of instances such as this.
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Same as the Met then... 
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Actually he retired from the Tampa police which do not have a reputation for excessive violence.
Me thinks Mr. Spudster may be playing games.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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My bad, Mr. Mulliken. I had reviewed to other instances similar in nature during the early hours this morning and did misconnect the info from those.
And, Sir, the death of my 2nd Cousin is no game at all.
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I'm always skeptical when anonymous internet denizens claim personal connections to random news events posted by others.
On the chance that you're being 100% sincere: I provided a link to a news story that I was reminded of by Ravi's post. No apology for that. I agree my later comment about a lack of sympathy was indeed flippant. I'm sorry it bothered you.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Mike Mullikin wrote: Actually he retired from the Tampa police which do not
Tampa police. Figures. They have a reputation for being uptight and outasight. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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And that he is was relative is of no concern nor interest to you to disparage a now-grieving widow, his family and friends?
Please say this isn't so by your action of promptly attending to this request, Mr. Mullikin, to remove your post out of exceeding regard and respect for the loss of family we are trying to endure now and the rest of our lives.
You will also soon become aware that this tragedy occurred before the movie even started.
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An old joke but funny 
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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For decades we have been lured by their harmless appearance and thus allowed them to infiltrate our homes. Now a takeover is very close at hand.
Underneath the lawns and gardens of the world, they have constructed huge facilities for weaponry and advanced training. At least 95% of all unexplained violent deaths worldwide are in fact the works of Gnome stormtroopers evaluating weapons and tactics. The United Nations, Nato and The World Bank are completely under Gnome control at this point. Also the global warming problem is the work of Gnomes. Gnomes are resilient to climate changes. They secretly burn vast amounts of crude oil and chemicals in remote locations throughout the world in order to ruin human health. This also explains the oil shortage.
The economy crisis, the conflicts in the Middle East, the Russian military rearmament e.t.c., are merely cover-ups constructed by the Gnomes in order to distract the world's attention from their sinister plan. Garden Gnomes will be the end of life as we know it unless we take immediate action!
SPREAD THE WORD! GARDEN GNOMES ARE EVIL AND MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS!
[OT - No, I've not hardly been drinking]
speramus in juniperus
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Surely this is an Elf and Safety matter.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I understand that trolls eat gnomes -- we need more trolls.
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This is the most rediculous claim I have ever seen... global warming? Surely you jest.
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