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After reading OG's post I read your name as "Methlab"
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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this is why doctors don't DO medicine but rather are always just practicing at it.
you want something inspirational??
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We know well you are single.
--The Drugs Dogs
By the way, best wishes to 'Herself'.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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185 Yeti walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
PS. It's pretty chilly out there today.
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185 Yeti walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
"That's abominable!"
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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185 Yeti walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry we're not open yeti, can't serve you 'til noon.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Yeti reply, "I think you should reconsider. Ever gotten to the end of SkiFree?"
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185 Yeti walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
"Why not?"
"It's 185 below zero - everything's frozen."
/ravi
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185 Yeti walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
Yeti in the back yells "Leave it to Francis to throw a crappy bachelor party!"
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"... because you don't exist, which makes it unlikely that you'll pay."
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And, those, my friends, were his last words.
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The latest one is out: How much would a T-Rex eat in New York?[^] but that isn't the problem.
One of the notes links to here: http://regex.alf.nu/[^]
Don't go there. For the sake of your soul, don't go there. It's addictive and fiendish...gosh-darn regexes!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's addictive But only if you are any good at regex. Fortunately I'm rubbish, so got thrown out quite early.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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A quick try got me to 880.
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There is also this[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I like it!
"Multi-tasking is a moral weakness"
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I am disappointed. The site does not load slowly, it is damn too fast
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I done it for 40 years without organizing myself...
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I'll have to think about joining this one, don't want to rush into it you know.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I'm talking about ChrisElston[^]He was one of the funniest people on here, but his account seems to have gone. I hope you lot haven't got rid of him with your over-zealousness on the report button.
Back in the day the uni-voter was referred to as having a small penis, nowadays it seems normal to report people for trivialities. The Americans have already all gone, Pompeyboy3, and now Chris Elston amongst others. You lot are making this place a poorer place than it use to be.
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I have reported this post and you as abusive.
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I know you're only joking but it is only a matter of time before the regulars start doing that.
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I suppose that's unavoidable on a forum when any old riff-raff is allowed to report items, people will always abuse the privilege.
This moderation topic is always a hot potato on most of the sites I visit, "The Lounge" is no exception to this rule.
My motto is never take things to serious in life (that may sound a bit serious!)
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