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Nagy Vilmos wrote: except for things with lights and beeps and gin
FTFY!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Now I have to clean my monitor.
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Because your Mum can't be with all of us at the same time.
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Maybe they are in relationships, but not talk about it with you beause they are afraid you wouldn't understand them? 
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Singleton pattern in effect?
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Vishal Pand3y wrote: Why most of developers are single :P
Most of everyone is single tongued.
Except white men, of course -- their tongues are forked.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I do pretty well with the ladies ... until I open my mouth to speak.
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What makes you believe that? I think it's quite the opposite.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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...when you realize what you are actually programming is complete elephan***it
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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That's a good time!
The really awkward moment is when you realize that what you just released is complete elephant poo. And it's too late to call it back... 
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Had one, two weeks ago, of another type, but still in the family:
I needed to work on an upgrade and had to be on the production server. When I do this, I generally make a duplicate copy of the relevant pages (this is html/php/sql/javascript) and suffix the file-name with "_X".
So, I created HR_PTO_Request_X.php and started at it. (PTO is 'Paid Time Off' and this is HR's version for specialized access). The call comes in from HR, some days later, that the page is a mess and not showing the correct names.
So, looking into it I realize that when I created the original version of this, it was cloned from the employee version, but, as its capabilities were extended, I suffixed it with _X.
Mea elephanting culpa
Fortunately, a copy of the original was very handy. I also changed my suffixing convention to "_vN", and will serialize N.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You mean the spec or the implementation?
As long as you learn something, it was worth the effort.
"Rule 2 There's no such thing as an unredeemingly bad batch of homemade ice cream." -- Ben & Jerry
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Is anyone else being swamped with masses and masses of junk email? It's got really bad over the last month. At the moment, I'm getting an email from FedEx/'Whats App' every few minutes.
I'm running Exchange Server 2010 from home - is there an update I need to apply or have they carefully sculpted these emails to get through?
It's like being back in 2005 or something...
And why oh why, when we have stuff like TLS that can validate that something is what it says it is has no-one ever tried to add this to the spec??
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Nope.
I got the first "Gentleman's Vegetable Enlargement" spam for about six months a couple of weeks ago, but apart from various bank phishing emails I'm not too bad at the moment.
It probably helps that I use "write only memory" or time limited throwaway email accounts for most website signups though.
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Not anymore. I was getting a whole bunch of junk mails every few minutes a few weeks ago. That lasted a couple of days until someone, somewhere put a stop to it.
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No. As a matter of fact, my mailserver has received noticeably less spam in the past couple of weeks. (I'm sure it'll pick up eventually).
/ravi
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In case some of you hay be interested in having a content pipeline tool:
http://twitter.com/Yoruguaman/status/410451972848754689
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjx0UGebnZ0
Pete
~Pete
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Over the past few years, I've developed a severe hatred of the word "pipeline".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: a severe hatred of the word "pipeline".
Not possibly FAST ESP induced that hatred, or was it?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Nope. Sales managers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Nope. Sales managers.
Ahh yes, I also had those in the pipeline! 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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