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Mark Parity5-Dec-13 23:09

Mark Parity

5-Dec-13 23:09

He would have been a better Brother if it were an XBone he was selling you.

Clodetta del Mar6-Dec-13 0:12

Clodetta del Mar

6-Dec-13 0:12

+5 actually, i thought the same...
Big Grin | :-D

Mark_Wallace5-Dec-13 23:49

Mark_Wallace

5-Dec-13 23:49

Dalek Dave wrote:
he has this whole Tom Cruise look going on.

I wonder which one the milkman's responsible for.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Simon_Whale6-Dec-13 0:19

Simon_Whale

6-Dec-13 0:19

Where's the Hmmm emoticon when you need it Laugh | :laugh:

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

It may happen

Suvabrata Roy5-Dec-13 22:12

Suvabrata Roy

5-Dec-13 22:12

I have a New client. Big Grin | :-D

I have new requirement. Big Grin | :-D

I have a video call with client. Smile | :)

Now whatever question I asked he knows only one answer of it,

Quote:
"It may happen create provision for it"

He has just build an application which have CRM+Blog+ERP+E-Commerce+HRMS+...
when we asked him for more money his application requirement's are just zipped to a Customize CRM with some additional feature.

Money talks batter thane anything else... Blush | :O

$Shucks | :-\$ $Shucks | :-\$ Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

Life is all about share and care...

public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}

OriginalGriff5-Dec-13 22:30

OriginalGriff

5-Dec-13 22:30

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Specifications!

Basically, whatever software you are going to write, the customer wants it to do everything, now and all future requirements. Until he has to pay for it, at which point the requirements become rather less nebulous... Laugh | :laugh:

Suvabrata Roy6-Dec-13 2:04

Suvabrata Roy

6-Dec-13 2:04

Life is all about share and care...

public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}

Mike Hankey6-Dec-13 5:08

Mike Hankey

6-Dec-13 5:08

Or in other words just get it working the way we want and we'll make it right in the end.

I learned quickly that in the end meant NEVER.

VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension

Relax...We're all crazy it's not a competition!

OriginalGriff6-Dec-13 5:24

OriginalGriff

6-Dec-13 5:24

Mike Hankey wrote:
Or in other words just get it working the way we want and we'll ~~make it right~~ pay the extra in the end.

I learned quickly that in the end meant NEVER.

FTFY!

CPallini5-Dec-13 22:48

CPallini

5-Dec-13 22:48

Suvabrata Roy wrote:
Now whatever question I asked

Then stop asking questions and start writing code. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Veni, vidi, vici.

Suvabrata Roy5-Dec-13 23:44

Suvabrata Roy

5-Dec-13 23:44

Before confirming the requirements.
Poke tongue | ;-P

Life is all about share and care...

public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}

Mark_Wallace5-Dec-13 23:50

Mark_Wallace

5-Dec-13 23:50

Throw away your razor -- you need all the stubs you can get.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

CCC 6/12/13

Dalek Dave5-Dec-13 22:05

Dalek Dave

5-Dec-13 22:05

"Clap, initially holding beer, one about to run youth leader for final farewell."(11)

Best of Luck

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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Tom Lawton5-Dec-13 22:23

Tom Lawton

5-Dec-13 22:23

Covertly aid distraught leave-taking (11)

Dalek Dave5-Dec-13 22:25

Dalek Dave

5-Dec-13 22:25

Well Done Tom.

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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Tom Lawton5-Dec-13 22:31

Tom Lawton

5-Dec-13 22:31

I thought of the answer well before I figured out how it fit. I just had to scratch away at it for a while until I got it Smile | :)

Septimus Hedgehog5-Dec-13 23:00

Septimus Hedgehog

5-Dec-13 23:00

Tom, please explain it to us lesser CCC mortals. The answer is "LEAVETAKING"? I really can't see the solution.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Motor Viper5-Dec-13 23:24

Motor Viper

5-Dec-13 23:24

It's actually valedictory

Clap = vd
beer = ale
holding = valed
one = i
about = c
to run = tor
youth leader = y

Septimus Hedgehog6-Dec-13 0:27

Septimus Hedgehog

6-Dec-13 0:27

I see it now. Tom introduced his own CCC using "COVERTLY AID" distraught. He was being a crafty sod. Big Grin | :-D

You sir, explained it. It all fell into place once I decoded Tom's proposal.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

pkfox5-Dec-13 23:16

pkfox

5-Dec-13 23:16

What is the answer ?

We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP