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MacSpudster wrote: *everyone* would have easily and readily guessed it!
I dunno, when I think of politician i think of (your definitive word) "Sh*t", "criminal", "liar", then "flip flop".
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backdoor
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Not bad. 
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Why is it when I am doing a VAT return my MD and my FD descend upon me in a state of urgency about getting a budget for a new site out.
Flap flap flap...
I am online with the HMRC trying to pump in numbers and miss the pennies off a return.
It doesn't sound much, but when I run the report it does not come back to zero, there is 81p o/s.
This means the TB and the Balance Sheet Report have two extra lines which annoys me as it now looks ugly.
And I have to remember to reverse the balance next month.
I wish people would just FRO on a Friday.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: it now looks ugly
Pfft, have you looked at a mirror lately? 
Actually I meant to make a comment about truth==beauty, but my evil side intervened.
No I didn't!
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I think you missed a "b" there... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Thats what it sounds like. If you try to sound like a Klingon 
Edit: This deserves a Klingon smiley: }}:-[
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Sounds more like bull to me...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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When I first saw it and started to read it I immediately thought a Beach Boys song was coming on. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Just tried singing this. I think it can be made to fit
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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It usually gets even worse when someone from England[^] tries it.
Edit: At least at first he sings the correct text and it's even understandable.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Whereas, when they actually know the words[^]... 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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As a programmer the way people write it drives me crazy. The proper way to write it should be:
In CamelCase:
RhabarbarBarbaraBarBarbarenBartBarbierBierBarBaerbel
In another language this translates to:
Baerbel from the bar that serves beer to the barber that cuts the beards of the barbarians from the bar of Barbara who makes the wonderful rhubarb cake
Actually it is quite a feat to derive all those contexts (recursively) on the fly.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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btw, as a "non-german"...
how did you find this little gem... ?
i´ve missed until now...
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That's the wonderful thing about forums, there are so many people within different countries looking at local humor, and they pass some of the best to their friends on different forums. Just enjoy.
Dave.
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Yes, definitely...
I Need my daily dose CP The Lounge...
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Ah, ok.
in my opinion, things found by Chance are the best...
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Just think, right now about 10,000 hackers are adding that word to their tables, so it is no longer useful as a password!
Dave.
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I just spent three weeks trying to figure out the nuances of restarting a process on a remote Windows machine from a web site. The task description started out as "convert an existing VBS script to c# so we could use it from a web site".
Windows XP Embedded does ship with schtasks.exe. This means you can't schedule tasks on the box, so you have to run PSEXEC instead to run your process directly. The PSExec thing on XP boxes is a relative piece of cake to get working. The problems exist in schtasks.
Non-embedded versions of Windows have schtasks, and you have to run it with WMI to avoid permissions entanglements. You also have to be very careful of how you specify parameters. Windows XP uses schtasks v5, and Windows 7 uses v6. If you specify a command line parameter that doesn't exist for the given version of schtasks you're trying to run, it simply doesn't do anything (and v6 has params that v5 doesn't have). Since you're running via WMI, you can't capture stderr or stdout, either.
This has been a freaking nightmare. We still haven't figured out why it won't work in a virtual machine, but for me that's a non issue since the web site won't be manipulating VMs at all.
BTW, you know you have problems when you run schtasks and you don't get a file in the (Win7) Windows/System32/Tasks folder, or the (XP) Windows/Tasks folder. It's important that you have an account on the remote box in question so you can observe (via remote desktop) the task manager and the Tasks folder. Without that ability, you have no hope of determining exactly what has occurred.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 6-Dec-13 9:26am.
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I still haven't figured out how to get cron (*nix task scheduler) to work.
Marc
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