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Dalek Dave5-Dec-13 22:42

Dalek Dave

5-Dec-13 22:42

I am fluent!

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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Simon Lee Shugar5-Dec-13 22:43

Simon Lee Shugar

5-Dec-13 22:43

Hell yeah. I'm actually waiting for the boot for this one, or to be shown the door :P

Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk

"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil

Mark_Wallace5-Dec-13 23:47

Mark_Wallace

5-Dec-13 23:47

F*-fluent?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

JV99995-Dec-13 22:46

JV9999

5-Dec-13 22:46

Not really an Agile question is it?

:P

Jarek Kruza5-Dec-13 22:56

Jarek Kruza

5-Dec-13 22:56

Yep. And there is a proof[^] for that!

thatraja5-Dec-13 23:53

thatraja

5-Dec-13 23:53

Like these?
Instead of bool I typed[^]
TOTN (Typo of the Night)[^]

thatraja

Code converters | Education Needed | Plans

CPallini6-Dec-13 0:20

CPallini

6-Dec-13 0:20

Veni, vidi, vici.

Nemanja Trifunovic6-Dec-13 2:12

Nemanja Trifunovic

6-Dec-13 2:12

Simon Lee Shugar wrote:
Profanity.

Kind of true, but I must add that English is pretty inadequate when it comes to profanities.

utf8-cpp

Simon Lee Shugar6-Dec-13 2:23

Simon Lee Shugar

6-Dec-13 2:23

how so?

Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk

"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil

Mike Hankey6-Dec-13 5:05

Mike Hankey

6-Dec-13 5:05

And nothing brings it out better than a rouge pointer, been working one one for a while now.

VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension

Relax...We're all crazy it's not a competition!

My Brother

Dalek Dave5-Dec-13 22:32

Dalek Dave

5-Dec-13 22:32

Jonathan is my little brother.
He is the nicest little brother a man could wish for.

He queued to buy a PS4 on release day.

He also had one ordered through Amazon.

The Amazon one will be with him on Monday.
He is giving it to me.

What a nice guy.

Oh, apart from the fact that by "Giving" I mean "Selling".
Did I mention he is a far better golfer than me.
And that he has this whole Tom Cruise look going on.
And he earns more than me as he is a regional managing engineer for a major aircon and refrigeration company.
And he drives a bigger Jaguar than I do.
Actually, he is a bit of a sh*t, but I love him anyway.

I could not get hold of a PS4, they are as rare as rocking horse sh*t so I am happy.
And with Christmas coming, I will have two weeks off work to play with.
Michelle will not be so happy.

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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Storm-blade5-Dec-13 22:41

Storm-blade

5-Dec-13 22:41

'Her indoors' managed to get one from Argos on release day for her brother, £400 with a game...
Wouldn't let me sell it to one of the many eager buyers offering £600+ Frown | :(

Dalek Dave5-Dec-13 22:43

Dalek Dave

5-Dec-13 22:43

She lacks your Capitalist gene

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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Nicholas Marty5-Dec-13 22:50

Nicholas Marty

5-Dec-13 22:50

Ordered mine somewhen in september (from a local Online Shop). They said it I'd get it 21.12. Got it delivered yesterday Smile | :)

I was pleasantly surprised Wink | ;)

Mark Parity5-Dec-13 23:09

Mark Parity

5-Dec-13 23:09

He would have been a better Brother if it were an XBone he was selling you.

Clodetta del Mar6-Dec-13 0:12

Clodetta del Mar

6-Dec-13 0:12

+5 actually, i thought the same...
Big Grin | :-D

Mark_Wallace5-Dec-13 23:49

Mark_Wallace

5-Dec-13 23:49

Dalek Dave wrote:
he has this whole Tom Cruise look going on.

I wonder which one the milkman's responsible for.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Simon_Whale6-Dec-13 0:19

Simon_Whale

6-Dec-13 0:19

Where's the Hmmm emoticon when you need it Laugh | :laugh:

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

It may happen

Suvabrata Roy5-Dec-13 22:12

Suvabrata Roy

5-Dec-13 22:12

I have a New client. Big Grin | :-D

I have new requirement. Big Grin | :-D

I have a video call with client. Smile | :)

Now whatever question I asked he knows only one answer of it,

Quote:
"It may happen create provision for it"

He has just build an application which have CRM+Blog+ERP+E-Commerce+HRMS+...
when we asked him for more money his application requirement's are just zipped to a Customize CRM with some additional feature.

Money talks batter thane anything else... Blush | :O

$Shucks | :-\$ $Shucks | :-\$ Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

Life is all about share and care...

public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}

OriginalGriff5-Dec-13 22:30

OriginalGriff

5-Dec-13 22:30

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Specifications!

Basically, whatever software you are going to write, the customer wants it to do everything, now and all future requirements. Until he has to pay for it, at which point the requirements become rather less nebulous... Laugh | :laugh:

Suvabrata Roy6-Dec-13 2:04

Suvabrata Roy

6-Dec-13 2:04

Life is all about share and care...

public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}

Mike Hankey6-Dec-13 5:08

Mike Hankey

6-Dec-13 5:08

Or in other words just get it working the way we want and we'll make it right in the end.

I learned quickly that in the end meant NEVER.

VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension

Relax...We're all crazy it's not a competition!

OriginalGriff6-Dec-13 5:24

OriginalGriff

6-Dec-13 5:24

Mike Hankey wrote:
Or in other words just get it working the way we want and we'll ~~make it right~~ pay the extra in the end.

I learned quickly that in the end meant NEVER.

FTFY!