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Today a distro-upgrade (ubuntu) bricked the GuruPlug.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Game over - We Won! 
Considering how many we detonated in Nevada, it's a wonder that people there object so strenuously to building the Yucca Mountain disposal site. Their kids all glow in the dark, sport two heads and have hooves already; what (more) have they got to worry about?
Will Rogers never met me.
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You ain't seen nothing until you've seen the Tsar bomb[^].
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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You realize that all of you guys are now in the NSA terrorists list for talking about certain things?!! 
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...and so are you for using the 'T' word 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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185 teachers walk into a bar.
Barkeep says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."
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You have no class
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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because one ate five?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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We only serve single malts in this bar. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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One of the teachers leans over the bartender and replies, "You are about to be schooled."
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"We just came for your final draft."
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I believe your kids are in out classes and report cards are coming out soon, aren't they?
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"10 points from Slytherin"
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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You've said enough bad things about alcohol to your students.
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The 185 teachers said:
Mr Fink has had 34 drinks, if he drinks 17 more he will have drunk exactly half as many drinks as Mr Martini. How many drinks has Mr Martini had?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Methinks your maths has come up short... Good one though.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Just an estimate - he's had a busy day with the ickles! 
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Your pupils are too dilated
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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I find the uphill section the most intriguing. Not something you see a lot in water slides.
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Agreed... skeptical how that could work for any generic rider, and how does water flow UP the slide at that section?
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