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My neighbour's wheely bin was knocked over - necessitating the operation of stuffing the rubbish back into it and relocating it to a safer location.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Annoyingly not, looking at the news last night it seemed my journey to work may have been disrupted, allowing a welcome lie-in.
Saying that, the train I was on was 2 over hours late, but it arrived pretty well at the time of my usual train. If anything, a bit less crowded than usual.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I have heard about it, its chucking rain down and that's it. Storm what storm the way they were going on the BBC this morning I was expecting flying cows!
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To protect the man's identity, but ever since Fichael Mish messed up with his assessment in '87, Auntie and the Met Office can be forgiven for taking an ultra cautious approach. In the south-east, they keep taking him off the shelf and sticking him in front of a camera now and again.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I suppose so, (I remember see the Bristol Suspension Bridge doing the wobbles when I was on holiday in the US). Aunty can be a bit over cautious just a pack train this morning! isn't he on one a Sky channel now.....
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He might be double-timing on Sky but he does appear on Auntie now and then. Perhaps they feel sorry for the old duffer. Our south-east Auntie usually only goes for weather presenters who have big wotsits; not that I'm complaining. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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South western Aunty has a thing for Scottish lasses (?) Wotstits not available, can we have some of yours pretty please!
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Most of ours are in the category that if they fell over they'd rock themselves to sleep. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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It was quite wet and a bit windy but nothing very dramatic. 
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My garden fence is ruined. That's it.
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When you live in Oklahoma you realize two things. 1) Lots of lightning, thunder, and gusty winds are how mother nature yawns, 2) Tornados are a fact of life, get a basement or a shelter.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I can carry nearly eighty gigs of data in my head.
Which movie?
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Edward Snowden goes to Hollywood
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"Thirty Days Later"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I remember seeing this one at The Lake House on Break Point.
It's that confused movie "Conmen In My John"
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ٍSuperMan Return
Hello World!
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Debbie Does Albert Einstein??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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The beauty of True Genious! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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I know that you're only allowed one guess, but seeing that I am who I am, I feel allowed to bend the rules a little. And now that I come to think of it, I can see that this is not a Debbie movie. THIS ONE is definitely from Little Johnny, The Movie[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
modified 28-Oct-13 5:27am.
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Steve Job the movie
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Is the person suffering from pneumonia called Pneumonic or Pneumatic?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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I can't remember... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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If only there were a way of helping you to remember - some kind of aide memoire 
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