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No, he's a small black and white neutered male. And he rules the house with a iron paw!
In his mind, anyhow. If he developed an opposable thumb I'd be worried, but...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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pkfox wrote: can't believe my train operator is not running any trains until at least 9.00am
Isn't that so they can find out all the blockages on the tracks and clear them?
Call me old mr cautious if you like, but I think it is probably best to send the special trains down all the lines to find the trees on them rather than just hurtling trains full of commuters everywhere and then just responding each one of them derails.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Here's a good one from this morning, a pool of water a metre deep completely covering the road directly outside Anglian Water's head office, because the drains have failed... iiiiiiiiiironyyyyyyy.
The worst part? The idiots trying to drive through it.
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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phannon86 wrote: The idiots trying to drive through it.
How to do it properly, by "Our Boys In Blue"[^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Funny enough on the other side of said road is the Cambridgeshire Police HQ, completely covering their only way in/out...
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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I like how they just get out of the transporter and start pushing like nothing special happened. I guess in my whereabouts they would get off and be standing around wondering what they should do 
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Two years ago, Scotland was being battered by 110MPH winds and the news reported that London was being battered by 40MPH winds. Not a mention of Scotland. The only reason this "storm" is being hyped up is because it's hitting the homes of the news presenters.
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And mine - it was so bad earlier I had to turn my wipers on.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Your house has wipers? Lazy divil. Get out there and clean those windows yourself.
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I gave my windscreen a quick wash with the wipers. It was filthy, darling, positively speckled with bits of muck. One of our kitties is playing outside and the other two are on the bed so it's business as usual. I was sent home to work as we have a power cut at t'office.
I do hope the squirrels are well.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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My neighbour's wheely bin was knocked over - necessitating the operation of stuffing the rubbish back into it and relocating it to a safer location.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Annoyingly not, looking at the news last night it seemed my journey to work may have been disrupted, allowing a welcome lie-in.
Saying that, the train I was on was 2 over hours late, but it arrived pretty well at the time of my usual train. If anything, a bit less crowded than usual.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I have heard about it, its chucking rain down and that's it. Storm what storm the way they were going on the BBC this morning I was expecting flying cows!
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To protect the man's identity, but ever since Fichael Mish messed up with his assessment in '87, Auntie and the Met Office can be forgiven for taking an ultra cautious approach. In the south-east, they keep taking him off the shelf and sticking him in front of a camera now and again.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I suppose so, (I remember see the Bristol Suspension Bridge doing the wobbles when I was on holiday in the US). Aunty can be a bit over cautious just a pack train this morning! isn't he on one a Sky channel now.....
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He might be double-timing on Sky but he does appear on Auntie now and then. Perhaps they feel sorry for the old duffer. Our south-east Auntie usually only goes for weather presenters who have big wotsits; not that I'm complaining.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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South western Aunty has a thing for Scottish lasses (?) Wotstits not available, can we have some of yours pretty please!
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Most of ours are in the category that if they fell over they'd rock themselves to sleep.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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It was quite wet and a bit windy but nothing very dramatic. 
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My garden fence is ruined. That's it.
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When you live in Oklahoma you realize two things. 1) Lots of lightning, thunder, and gusty winds are how mother nature yawns, 2) Tornados are a fact of life, get a basement or a shelter.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I can carry nearly eighty gigs of data in my head.
Which movie?
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Edward Snowden goes to Hollywood
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"Thirty Days Later"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I remember seeing this one at The Lake House on Break Point.
It's that confused movie "Conmen In My John"
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