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well that blew that poodle joke 
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Funnily enough, a quick bingle shows no mention of lions but instead that poodles are good at hunting the ferocious TRUFFLE! 
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So, by that reasoning...
Since Daleks were made to exterminate and poodles exterminated the Black Forest lions, does that make you Poodle Dave?
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I thought it made him Dalek Lightbulb? 
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Quote: The long curly hair was bred in so that they didn't hurt themselves whilst running through the black forest (yes, they are German, not French, think of the name and say it with a kraut accent).
Damn you! not matter how much I try it always comes out with a bad French accent
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You are welcome[^]
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Thank you.
But I still can't replicate the stern German accent so it still comes out as bad French Accent.
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Quote: bred to hunt Lions
Our late Poodle, officially "Skippius Maximus", or "Skippy" for short, had a thing for a stuffed toy lion and would drag it around and attack it on a regular basis - completely ignoring all other stuffed toys. Now I understand.
He was, otherwise, very intelligent. Also, because of his curly hair he did not shed all over the place (unlike our Irish Setter) and didn't stink when wet (also unlike our Irish Setter). Poodles are cool.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Irish Setter: Uh? What's a light bulb? Gimme a biscuit!
Great Dane: Sorry about breaking that bulb with my tail wagging!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Beagle: Love to help you mate [cough, splutter] but [wheeze] my old lungs ain't what they [cough] used to be...
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Labradoodle(like mine): What does changing a light bulb have to do with rubbing my belly?
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If you think dogs can change lightbulbs, you're barking.
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16. Attack Chihuahua: Bite me.
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16. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel(*): Changing your own light bulb, bitches.
(*) My mother spent my inheritence on one of these.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Irish Wolfhound: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... Huh? Oh, there is a burned out lig...ht.... bulb.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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What is the procedure of becoming microsoft student partner?
I am an engineering student!
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Did you try this[^] link?
/ravi
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I appreciate your help sir. But i was looking for guidance from the one who has already made it.
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I clicked on the link and found the process. You need to meet certain criteria and apply online. You also need a faculty reference.
/ravi
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Have you thought of asking Microsoft?
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Perhaps he doesn't like the idea of dealing with Microsoft 
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Monster Maker wrote: What is the procedure of becoming microsoft student partner?
Here[^]
Pretty obvious, isn't it?
By the way, to start you need to select your country in the dropdown...
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Can you show me? PLZ ITZ URGENTZZ!
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And you think u did something really cool! :P
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Well, it showed more initiative than you did in your original post!
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