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Hi, again.
No more jokes please. Some of those were 
Keep Clam And Proofread
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And it was delicious.
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Quote: have a rant, tell a bad joke, complain about someone or post stuff that that may not be appropriate for reading at work and/or isn't strictly IT industry related.
There are several options for you. You could, for instance, not open posts that are authored by me. At any rate, you should leave me alone about it. It's not appropriate to reply to unrelated posts to keep commenting on my joke posts.
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The key word there is 'a', it does not mean so many they fill several pages.
Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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get off my thread with it. You're just trolling me with OT stuff.
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ehem ...
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I appreciate you expressing your opinion. My day is much brighter because of it.
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It seems like time is not the only thing that needs to move on.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Can you, please, explain to me what is an EXTENDED lave ?
You leave or not - tat's it AFAIK.
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I left the company, and then came back a year later.
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And if they're really lucky you'll tell some jokes!
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loctrice_ wrote: I brought book suggestions with me
That's one of the nice things about going back to a previous firm -- you know by exactly how much the desks and chairs wobble.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh my, young Steve Blais, genius and /or madman, in gestation at McGill University in Montreal, explains string theory in his multiple-persona cantata "Bohemian Gravity," set to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody:" [^].
Some 1.1 million people have now viewed waveform-and-particle Steve's latest bohemo-chorale lecture, topping the half-million+ who viewed his earlier smash-video "Rolling in the Higgs:" [^] billed as a cover of "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
I thought "Adele" might be Steve's nickname for his home-made fast-neutron reactor, or a grieved-for ex-ladyfriend, but turns out she's a popular singer (fine set of lungs, too).
The future of physics is bright, I believe, even if I can't see it.
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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I think I shall patent a capella, and sue the cr@p out of any infringers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pssssttt... wanna buy a capella?
Will Rogers never met me.
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The Einstein sock puppet makes a believer out of me. Brilliant, and Hawking had better be watching his back; this kid's going to go far! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I was confused about them being Egyptian until I read the article. Did they find any pyramids yet? 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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This is Yorkshire we are talking about: they found thousands![^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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So, the Egyptians introduced tea to Britain. It's amazing what you can learn in The Lounge.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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SoMad wrote: It's amazing what you can learn in The Lounge
Some of it's even accurate! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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OriginalGriff wrote: they found thousands![^]
... Of tiny perforations?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They prolly buried lotsa daddies there, too.
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The sauce[^]!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Apperantly people in the past might like that sauce with the the mummies [^] 
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We've been doing that a looooong time - there is a disease (Kuru[^], or Laughing Sickness) which you can only catch by eating infected brain matter. Can you imagine how long that tribe have been doing that for a disease to evolve to take advantage? 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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