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well, hope the pain is gone - Im the wuss who refuses to get a titanium implant to fix a gap after a bad crown job, so, I should shuddup 
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Ugh. Hope you feel better soon.
/ravi
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Beware potato crisps and toast crust until the gum hardens... 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Get well soon... ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Ouch. My mom knows that feeling, as she has broken one of her teeth three times so far.
Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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Ouch.
I feel for you and I am glad that it is all fixed up.
My only question is, why do you freeze a snickers bar?
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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grralph1 wrote: My only question is, why do you freeze a snickers bar?
Snickers Ice Cream bar[^], straight from the freezer.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I just don't get some people.
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I didn't enjoy the 80s as much as I should have at the time. I was still in the 70s. I listen to 80s music a lot more now -- on cable. I want my 80s-era MTV!
And I was thinking of getting a mullet... 
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One of the best things I did was unplug outside of work. I use the computer sometimes, but it's mostly for researching fitness. It's been very positive for my family, and the best part.... I don't have to wear a mullet.
If it moves, compile it
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At least they can look froward to partying like it's 1999.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The McMillans, at home, have given up all technology that was introduced to the world after 1986.
So, a slightly updated version of the Amish then?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The year is 1985, the IBM PC is 3 years old, and Microsoft is on the rise[^]. [cue the theme from Jaws] 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: The year is 1985, the IBM PC is 3 years old, and Microsoft is on the rise[^].
And 30 years later, nothing about his personality appears to have changed. Except maybe he smiled a bit more then.
Marc
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Agreed. He's still the same pratt now as he was then. It must irk him that he was always in Bill's shadow. The light of genius never shined in his corner of the room.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I'd previously dismissed touchscreen swipe keyboards as idiotic and without any redeeming value.
But earlier today I discovered that for filling a form with dummy data that smeary-smeary-smear allowed me to be lazier than tapity-fingerprint-tapity-fingerprint-tapity-fingerprint-tapity-fingerprint-tapity-fingerprint-tapity-fingerprint-tapity-fingerprint did for a given value of filler. On the other elephant even when I try smearing real words instead of random values its fail rate is high enough to sustain the remainder of my snarking.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Admitting to ones mistakes is a fantastic character trait, well done.
Now repeat after me "Smeary smeary smear generates garbage gleefully"
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I admit it ~ I concur with you that you were wrong. 
The the 7,329th person to read this gets $500.
(and, if yer smart enough to figure out yer the 7,329th person, the yer smart enough to figure out you really won't get that $500.
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I have to admit, for regular typing, the swipe-smear-swear keyboard on my nexus 7 is a lot faster and more accurate than tappity-tap.
For code, however... Elephant the sunshine elephanting elephant.
It had flaws: it always does "coffee" when I want "code" for example. But it's pretty good. Heck of a lot slower than a "proper" keyboard though.
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After a stressful drive to the USCIS office (did they really need to remove an overpass and gum up the interstate??), followed by difficulty in locating the room once there, the actual Naturalization Interview was entirely anti-climatic. The civics / history test was a doddle, in fact I'm certain up to a half of the country could pass. The very pleasant officer has recommended my naturalization to US citizen (which should happen within the next couple of months). I am amazed given the gruffness of the typical immigrations officer at the airport how polite and cordial all the USCIS staff are at the regional office, and not just towards a native English speaking Brit like me.
In other news: The recent purchase of a bright red growley V8 muscle car at age 38 has led Mrs MidwestLimey to conclude I'm having a midlife crisis. I've told her to hold off on that comment until I start with the tight jeans, hair dye and hitting on 20 year olds.
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Just tell her you're going to trade her in on a pair of twenty-five year olds...
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After I got my Green Card my immigration lawyer said I should go for US citizenship. I asked him, "why?" He couldn't really give me a good answer.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Jury duty. You know you wanna.
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I have been called three times for jury duty across the two different states I have lived in so far (which was a duty I was quite prepared to do) and had to explain each time that I did not qualify.
The biggest difference for me is Security Clearance. In the UK I had one of the highest clearances (both UK and NATO) while I was on jet fighter development, the Tornado and the Eurofighter and yet I could not visit the Aberdeen Proving Grounds for a meeting (as part of my job at the time) because I was a "damned foreigner", obviously a spy (guilty until proven innocent appears to be the standard in the US now) and had to delegate the task to my colleague who was an ex-KGB Russian immigrant who had just got his US citizenship a few months earlier. I always thought NATO meant something, but apparently not. Since I now work in healthcare there isn't any military stuff for me to spy on.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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