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Only on the print-outs.
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A few points.
1. This is the lounge. Programming questions don't belong here.
2. MS SQL Management Studio is an application, not a database. You're thinking of SQL Server.
3. You need to clarify with your clients and yourself what you mean by giving users ownership of specific rows of data. That sounds, to me, like a suspiciously vague requirement that you could end up making all sorts of wrong assumptions about.
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Please post programming questions to the right forum, in this case the Database related ones. No programming questions in the lounge..
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vonb wrote: Please post programming questions to the right forum,
Psst!
Over here!
Um, it's on the left!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well nevermind those boring "no questions in the lounge" "bah hum bug" types - the man you wan to talk to is Christan Grus, hes a very handy chap - likes nothing more than to help our with SQl Server problems  Drop him an email - you'll find him very accommodating
Bryce
MCAD
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bryce wrote: Christan Grus,
Eeh... Didn't ya mean Christian Graus?
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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I used OSX (Mountain Lion/10.8.)
(Once I cleaned all the crapware off the Start Screen and put more apps in my task bar, I've found that I don't mind Windows 8 that much. I do miss Aero, though; every time I see a clunky monochrome border on a window it annoys me.)
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I use Windows 8 and Start8. I would still be on 7 if that program didn't exist  ^^
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I run Windows 8 at home, I've never really had an issue with it and it works great on my touchscreen ultrabook. In the long arc of Windows the only version that ever pissed me off was Vista. Never had an issue with Apple's OSs either (however their choice of Objective C as the development language for iOS on the otherhand .. ), liked Android since 4.X also. Don't really understand a lot of the complaints out there .. bunch of fanboys for the most part.
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Windows 8 works great. You just press Windows Key + d and you're at the desktop. Pin all your apps to the taskbar and its pretty much just like Windows 7 I don't think I've really used any store apps at all tbh. There's the rare trip to the start screen to find a newly installed application, but personally I haven't found any use for the store apps over just using desktop apps and a browser.
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Forget gold.
Forget silver.
Forget rum.
Forget women.
Plastic[^] is the new sexy.
After watching this bit of Apple marketing I went home and gathered up all of my Tupperware and locked it in a chest in the basement. I sorted the plastic according to its "sheen" or "satin" finish. I had no idea that I had all of this artwork spread throughout the house - I'm giddy with excitement.
In all reality Apple marketing really has it down to a science. By the end of the video I'm asking myself how I can live without a phone encased in plastic - I cannot believe the confidence with which they market gaudy crap. It is a supreme bullshit job, stunning in its effectiveness. It will be gobbled up by consumers.
Marketing just a year or so ago was bragging about solid aluminum cases - it left me wondering how any computer could be housed in anything less than a solid piece of machined aluminum - and now, on a whim, they change course and get you thinking about the unparalleled beauty of plastic.
Simply amazing.
I'm waiting for the iPhone that is encased in petrified goat droppings.
1: Eco-friendly.
2: Several exciting earth tones.
3: Easy to hold.
I honestly think they could sell it by the millions.
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MehGerbil wrote:
I'm waiting for the iPhone that is encased in petrified goat droppings.
Plastic is made of petrol, and petrol is "made" of dead leaves and corpses so... it is eco-friendly.
 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Oh I dunno, "Yarrrr! hand over yer polymers!", just doesn't have that piratey zing to it.
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Plastic was originally very expensive and only featured as a luxury product in car trim. Welcome back to the 50's.
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Patent it. Run, don't walk.
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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Could that presentation have been any more pretentious?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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So much sincerity in such a small promo.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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mark merrens wrote: Could that presentation have been any more pretentious?
Well, with a little work and clear intent, I'd think you could achieve that goal. I am being hard pressed to figure out how to do so without making it seem like that is the goal. I think they did an excellent job of hiding that intent for this ad.
I did sort of feel like sticking my fingers down my throat while watching it.
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Hey, plastic is organic. Contains Carbon, right?
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MehGerbil wrote: 3: Easy to hold.
First I need mind bleach!
I do not even want to know how you know it is easy to hold!
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Do you get many Petrified Goats round your neck of the woods?
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At dusk the roads are crazy with them.
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McD's has perfected the art of selling crap as editable food.
A good salesman can sell anything!
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A shame it won't play in my (mandated) browser.
As it is, the preview image...can't decide if he looks like an orderly or a patient in a mental institution.
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"Multiple parts have been reduced to a single polycarbonate component"
Great!
So It'll be a hundred bucks cheaper than the previous version!
[edit] I've just downloaded the video, in case I ever have to give classes in bullsh1tting. [/edit]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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