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So they'll have to mind their P's and Q's, and cue up for a pee.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They'll have to queue up before they cue up.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Wouldn't that have them minding their Q's and P's?
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The Two Ronnies!
I knew it sounded familiar, as I typed "cue up for a pee" (I was worried that I was stealing someone else's joke).
They did the same thing with "queue up for a pee"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Shorter barrel is less accuracy
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Odd yes, but now that he has taken care of #1 and #2, he should be out of material. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Wishful thinking.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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Well, his name is Khatshit...
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Now that's bad! 
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He must be a travelling salesman, and keeps getting caught short.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your 5 out 11 messages reported as spam.
Learn something from this... before it's too late...
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Convenient and wasteful. Power companies should love it!
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Great idea!
I've been using one of these[^] for years, but it isn't very convenient and it's kinda hard on the phones.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Hell of a light show though!
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No two will work the same. 
Plus the expense of Faraday underwear. 
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Do they mention that you'll have to wear a tinfoil hat and coat everything metal in the house with rubber?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: ...you'll have to wear a tinfoil hat...
Why would they tell you to do that? They still need to read your mind!
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CBadger wrote: They still need to read your mind!
Read my mind?
God, I don't think anyone would be insane enough to want that.
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I would love to meet someone that can read minds. I know what goes on in "my meetings". But as soon as someone reads my mind they would end up in the highest insane asylum.
So yeah, I(and all my personalities) would love to meet someone that can read minds
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Calling CBadger party of 6...your table and chair are waiting.....
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Party is indeed correct! But not 6, that not enough.
3 says it is fine
6 says it is not enough
2 think we can fit it
and 1 wants a cookie
So just give me the whole place! And one chair (I am not calling that up for debate, might take too long)
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Can you send this link to my neighbours please? 
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