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Can you send this link to my neighbours please? 
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This is what I call practical research! 
Lisa/S[^]
Will Rogers never met me.
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Poor midgets lost their jobs. Now with this even flea pilot trainers lost their jobs!
What would the poor fleas do now? The University Regime of Flea Aerial Training (otherwise known as U R FAT) will have to close their doors now! No one will now support U R FAT anymore...
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Where's Michael Bentine[^], when we need him?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You better watch that potty mouth of yours!
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Pull your minds out of the backseat, dirty buggers.
This is a great time in Midwestlimeyland, so good in fact I had to post here to gloat!
The Dealership just called and my new midlife-crisis-mobile will be in tonight, can pickup tomorrow
In other less important news:
+ Poker night this Saturday
+ My neighbour will let me get my grubby little hands on his AR-15 at the range
+ Citizenship Interview this Friday .. only two months after I started the entire processes
Strangely though my honey-do list has recently quadrupled?
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So..let's see, the name suggests UK, the midwest suggests the USA, so your an ex-pat wandering the mid-west trying your luck with a V-8 engine and an AR-15. Hmm....no harm can possibly come from that combination.....just add some beer (don't worry, it's American)
Enjoy. The freedom of a very open road is addictive, the appreciation of some decent firepower even more so. Be mindful of the absolute power you hold in your hands.
Ken
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Very astute, and quite accurate!
Obviously a V8 Coupe is the only choice for a married man with 3 kids 
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Way too much phallic symbolism for me to get involved in the discussion.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Way too much phallic symbolism for me to get involved in the discussion.
Not with your .sig.
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Green iPhone anyone?
Engadget live blog[^]
My take:
I love new gadget announcements. Love em. But this one (like the last) has left me a little bit underwhelmed.
I absolutely love the idea of a fingerprint sensor. An absolute necessity not just for phones but for signing into anything in my opinion.
64bit? Faster graphics? Yeah, great, but on a day to day level it won't dramatically affect me (especially since I don't play games on phones).
The motion processor seems to be a lead in into the iWatch rumours. Fitness accessories are a huge market and Apple is perfectly positioned to hit the market hard. I really do wish they had been able to announce an iWatch to shown Samsung what a real smartwatch is like (the Gears watch was such a fizzer)
The colours: No black which isn't surprising at all. MY black iphone has lost most of the pain off the beveled edge so it's natural for them to make this problem less obvious. However I feel like an old man when I see those 5C colours. Ugh. Ah well.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
modified 10-Sep-13 14:35pm.
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I'll watch it when it kicks off.
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Let me guess... another iPhone in a slightly different form factor.
*yawn*
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They were burbling about this on the news this morning - not that it's exactly news, but there you go - and the speculation is for a "entry level" iPhony 5C, in a plastic case and without Siri.
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WTF, I missed iPhone 1-4 did they replace my old flip phone? Next you'll be telling me there's something newer for the house than this[^].
Don't know what to think about all this new technology stuff.
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Stick with this one[^] - you don't want any of this modern rubbish! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Or this lovely low maintenance model.[^] 
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Couldn't get a permit to run the string along the highway. 
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You guys are soooo behind the times! We are wireless!!!
Check out this tip of technology invention!
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That's ideal if you want to call a parrot in South America.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I just upgraded from a similar model?
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No - not a new form factor. A new colour!
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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anything for the slathering hordes of fanboi morons.
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You get my vote because you used the correct spelling of colour.
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"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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