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Wishful thinking.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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Well, his name is Khatshit...
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Now that's bad! 
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He must be a travelling salesman, and keeps getting caught short.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your 5 out 11 messages reported as spam.
Learn something from this... before it's too late...
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Convenient and wasteful. Power companies should love it!
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Great idea!
I've been using one of these[^] for years, but it isn't very convenient and it's kinda hard on the phones.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Hell of a light show though!
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No two will work the same. 
Plus the expense of Faraday underwear. 
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Do they mention that you'll have to wear a tinfoil hat and coat everything metal in the house with rubber?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: ...you'll have to wear a tinfoil hat...
Why would they tell you to do that? They still need to read your mind!
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CBadger wrote: They still need to read your mind!
Read my mind?
God, I don't think anyone would be insane enough to want that.
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I would love to meet someone that can read minds. I know what goes on in "my meetings". But as soon as someone reads my mind they would end up in the highest insane asylum.
So yeah, I(and all my personalities) would love to meet someone that can read minds
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Calling CBadger party of 6...your table and chair are waiting.....
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Party is indeed correct! But not 6, that not enough.
3 says it is fine
6 says it is not enough
2 think we can fit it
and 1 wants a cookie
So just give me the whole place! And one chair (I am not calling that up for debate, might take too long)
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Can you send this link to my neighbours please? 
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This is what I call practical research!
Lisa/S[^]
Will Rogers never met me.
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Poor midgets lost their jobs. Now with this even flea pilot trainers lost their jobs!
What would the poor fleas do now? The University Regime of Flea Aerial Training (otherwise known as U R FAT) will have to close their doors now! No one will now support U R FAT anymore...
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Where's Michael Bentine[^], when we need him?
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You better watch that potty mouth of yours!
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Pull your minds out of the backseat, dirty buggers.
This is a great time in Midwestlimeyland, so good in fact I had to post here to gloat!
The Dealership just called and my new midlife-crisis-mobile will be in tonight, can pickup tomorrow
In other less important news:
+ Poker night this Saturday
+ My neighbour will let me get my grubby little hands on his AR-15 at the range
+ Citizenship Interview this Friday .. only two months after I started the entire processes
Strangely though my honey-do list has recently quadrupled?
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So..let's see, the name suggests UK, the midwest suggests the USA, so your an ex-pat wandering the mid-west trying your luck with a V-8 engine and an AR-15. Hmm....no harm can possibly come from that combination.....just add some beer (don't worry, it's American)
Enjoy. The freedom of a very open road is addictive, the appreciation of some decent firepower even more so. Be mindful of the absolute power you hold in your hands.
Ken
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Very astute, and quite accurate!
Obviously a V8 Coupe is the only choice for a married man with 3 kids 
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Way too much phallic symbolism for me to get involved in the discussion.
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