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That's why I'll never apply to go on a quiz show, despite the fact that I answer just about every question from my armchair.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How many questions does your armchair ask you as a rule?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Quite a few -- mostly concerned with diet, and usually not very polite.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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just curious..........does armchair have mouth to speak?
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Dalek Dave wrote: Ones I consider hard are often solved quickly and the one's I think are easy sometimes do not get solved at all.
Maybe I just have a strange definition of what is difficult.
I'm not going to choose you to do project planning or task estimations for me. 
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Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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Theodore Roosevelt = TR
Electrical Engineer = EE
So far, TREE.
PS. Tried it without seeing the answer. I am surprised I got this far. Usually I don't even try Dave's CCC.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Come quietly or there will be... trouble.
Which movie?
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead man's chest
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Nah that's what Nagy thinks the Gin says to him every night.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Paris, the convent years
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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"Paul Verhoeven's Romeo And Juliet"
(yes|no|maybe)*
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V. wrote: Come quietly or there will be... trouble.
That's what my missus said to me last time we stopped over at her parent's house.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Oh...
[loads shotgun]
F*** you!
[fires]
Loading signature...
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Pretty Woman
is this a signature ?
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Paris Hilton in the library...
Life is too shor
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Debbie Does The Oval Office? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Cops Shoot 107 year old in gun battle[^]
Would that I am able to hold out in a gun battle at 107 years of age!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Too old to die young.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Dalek Dave wrote: Would that I am able to hold out in a gun battle at 107 years of age!
As they shot him dead as soon as he opened fire I'm not sure he did much 'holding out'.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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The fact he could hold and use a gun rather than sit there in a nappy dribbling into his lap was impressive enough.
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Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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He had collected on Social Security for too long.
The government wasn't going to let that continue.
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