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You've got 'em pegged.
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I figured he'd want 'em cleaned and dried... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: These ok
That..... depends.... 
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Knickers I don't have, but I'd be perfectly willing to help by plugging the hole with my size-9 boot.
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Mark, you are a true friend in my hour of need.
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<wanders off whistling that song from Toy Story>
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This whole thread is pants! 
The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card
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<Grytpipe Thynne>
How observant you are, Neddie.
</Grytpipe Thynne>
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Mark_Wallace wrote: plugging the hole with my size-9 boot
Truly awesome.
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Whoever is wearing them probably feels uncomfortable. I think you owe them an apology.
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It's just your sunshine, then. Nothing to worry about.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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SkyShiteNews promotes this[^] story and being Sky we mustn't rule out the USF (Ultimate Squirm Factor) ratings. If it's true, then please don't cause the woman allegedly responsible any harm whatsoever.
How do I feel about it? I will let you lot voice my feelings and opinions about it for me.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Your opinion: "Yoohoo! love it, give me more!"
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You are sir, completely correct. 100%.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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There's something seriously wrong with you two.
Or you one; I don't really care.
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You are sir, completely correct. 100%.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Something many of us knew already: Have a difficult problem to solve? Try vodka.[^]
Quote: Intoxicated individuals solved more test items, in less time, and were more likely to perceive their solutions as the result of a sudden insight. Results are interpreted from an attentional control perspective.
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TTFN - Kent
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“That alcohol provides a benefit to creative processes has long been assumed by popular culture"
An incorrect one. All it does is take away the worry that you might get it wrong.
A lot of the time, that will result in quicker answers, but, unfortunately, it will also result in more incorrect answers.
Like they say in the RN: "A good officer is one who makes decisions quickly. If his decisions turn out to be the correct ones, so much the better".
Hence the RN providing free rum to sailors.
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I thought the RN gave up on the whole, "run, sodomy, and the lash" bit? Or at least the rum.
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It's still on board ship, but the navvies have to pay for it themselves (ociffers get drunk for free).
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That would tend to explain why, 40 years ago, I got the highest score in the state of California on a test I was too stoned to remember taking. I did get a nice letter from my legislative representative to congratulate me, and a few offers from Congressmen to appoint me to any of our three military academies, but I turned them down. We had this little disagreement with an utterly insignificant place called Vietnam going on at the time, and I wasn't interested in being trapped in a military commission for 6 years in exchange for a free degree. It all worked out for the best; we're not fighting over there any more, and I'm still alive. I got a far better deal than many of the friends I'll never again see...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I commend you for your stand (and congratulate you on the test marks).
I just wish that your country (and many others) would have learned from that insignificant place and time.
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