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hyperinflation is when someone then nicks the wheelbarrow and leaves the money
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Don't get shirty. You were a naughty boy, posting that in the Lounge, and many Lounge users are fed up with people posting things that they're not supposed to post here.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not that anyone cares. Or should care.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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We care.
You know we care.
Just not about people.
Congratulations! (And it was already different before I saw, and voted it up some more)
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Nice! Next stop 64K. (+5'd to help you get there). 
/ravi
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Ouch, you are really old... aren't you? 
Congrats! and five more from Catalonia! 
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Happy birthday!
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Next stop 2.0e19728...
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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I care about cake. Where is it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's with the spoon.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Mount up, Boys!
We've got a SPOON HUNT!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I hope you meant 2^5. If you meant 2^2^2^2^2 we're gonna need a stake and garlic.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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No, I meant 2^2^2^2^2.
Griff got it. 
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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Ah, worked it out - I never notice such things.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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It was my inner nerd that couldn't resist.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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 who cares?
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So, got stuck in some traffic yesterday. Took a trip up the coast, had lunch and decided to hot foot it back down the 101. Almost an hour saw us go about ten miles. No accidents, no road works. Nothing. Suddenly the traffic cleared and we were on our way.
WTE???
I don't get it. There was no rhyme or reason for the jam: nothing on the radio to indicate a problem; just a sh*t load of traffic that suddenly dissipated. I'm sure there's a logical explanation for it. Anyone???
As an aside, the place we had lunch: do not go there. It was awful. Only wish I could remember what it was called. Service: 0. Food: -10. Coffee: asked for decaf. Coffee arrived. Tasted. Hmm: that doesn't taste right. Decaf? Oh no, we don;t have decaf. WTE??????? What restaurant doesn't have decaf??? Maybe it was my accent. Only paid half the bill and left no tip and resent paying that much.
Now I can work!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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It can be an accident, several miles ahead of the "end" of the queue you met. It's cleared, the traffic resumes moving and finally you get to the "front" (which is moving backwards) and there is nothing there to see...
Decaf?  Gives me a headache...
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You may well be correct. We heard nothing on the radio but that doesn't mean anything.
Oh well, still had a nice day.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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OG wrote: Decaf Decap? Gives me a headache
FTFY, It irrefutably is a decapitated coffee
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If money is your hope for independence, you cannot reach it.
Being loved gives you strength,
while loving gives you courage.
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I always assume backups like these are caused by Granny Street Racing. GSR is a big problem today. You get a group of grannies and they get in their oversized Buicks or giant Chevrolets and block all the lanes while zooming along in stiff competition (the stiffness is probably arthritis) as fast as the old man in front of them with a warning red flag can go!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I believe it's rather caused by the lack of stiffness.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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