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OriginalGriff wrote: NSA stands for God, Moms Apple Pie and the American Way (and anyone who says
different is a pinko liberal terr'rist)
Your obviously not American. Liberals and the NSA paint people who believe in God for their salvation, own guns, or have conservative values as the terrorist.
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Best of luck. Put on a posh accent and you should be fine.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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You can practice here: Naturalization Self Test[^].
They're pretty easy and you won't be bothered with the English test once he hears your accent, apparently. 
Addendum: California are trying to pass a law that would allow LPRs to serve on a jury so as to widen the pool, a good idea in my opinion since LPRs are usually highly invested in the community so the answer to at least one of the questions may have to change!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Oh, oh, is that where they hand you your first gun? JK, you can get a gun now I believe.
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LPRs can own guns: you don't need to be a citizen.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I know, I've had 2 British expats as bosses, both very into firearms.
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Probably because Brits have no access to firearms that they become overly enamored with them when they get here.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Can I send my CV? Crap, don't know the first 3 lines of MS-DOS 3.1. in assembler any more, forget it..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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You just pipped me. I deleted my thread before I got hauled over the coals for duplicate posting.
I'm sure somebody will miss him, shirley?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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The news is so good it bears repeating.
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Like New York, New York?
<sings>
Start spreading the news,
He's leaving next year...
<shuts up>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't say this often, but LOL. No, I really did.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Should have gone before Windows 8 came out.
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DaveAuld wrote: Should have gone before Windows 8 came out was started.
IMNSHO
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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That is what I really meant!
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Can they not send him on 12 months gardening leave too?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Leadership. Is that what he claims he's been doing?
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Marc Clifton wrote: What do you all think about Ballmer's leadership?
I think it was sponsored by Google.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I think Jobs could do better - even now.
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You know you did it wrong when the stock goes up instead of down when you announce your retirement 
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Nicholas Marty wrote: You know you did it wrong when the stock goes up instead of down when you announce your retirement
My thoughts exactly! 
Marc
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Are you sure it is Microsoft afterall.
Ballmer to retire in 12 months.
Ballmer to retire in 11 months.
Ballmer to retire in 10 months.
Ballmer to retire in 16 months.
Ballmer to retire in 15 months.
Ballmer to retire in 18 Years.
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When the ship starts sinking the rats always jump first.
It may be too late for Microsoft.
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