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PB 369,783 wrote: a war fought solely between America and Germany the forces of Evil and Terr'ism for example
FTFY - most Americans couldn't find Germany on a map.
Of Germany. 
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That's why they came in late, twice! Somebody had to show them the way and give directions.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Little known fact: when Patton arrived in Casablanca he was actually supposed to invade Hamburg 
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Is this real history, or history as seen by Americans? If the later it's pretty easy: they won every war, single handedly (except those where the main character paints his face blue), and invented everything. Elvis isn't dead, aliens have a curious interest in Americans nether regions, guns are your salvation and the NSA stands for God, Moms Apple Pie and the American Way (and anyone who says different is a pinko liberal terr'rist).
Good luck! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: they won every war
For the record, we have won just about every war we have been in. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Oh? Vietnam? Korea?
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Colin Mullikin wrote: just about
As far as Korea is concerned, it wasn't a win, but it wasn't a loss either. The end result didn't really change much territorially. The only substantial result was the loss of money and lives.
Vietnam, on the other hand, was a massive debacle. It was a war we shouldn't have been involved in in the first place, and then once we did enter it, it was handled terribly. I will admit, this is our only loss in a major* war.
*Note: I include major because someone will probably come up with some minor battle to dispute my claim.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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OriginalGriff wrote: NSA stands for God, Moms Apple Pie and the American Way (and anyone who says
different is a pinko liberal terr'rist)
Your obviously not American. Liberals and the NSA paint people who believe in God for their salvation, own guns, or have conservative values as the terrorist.
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Best of luck. Put on a posh accent and you should be fine.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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You can practice here: Naturalization Self Test[^].
They're pretty easy and you won't be bothered with the English test once he hears your accent, apparently. 
Addendum: California are trying to pass a law that would allow LPRs to serve on a jury so as to widen the pool, a good idea in my opinion since LPRs are usually highly invested in the community so the answer to at least one of the questions may have to change!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Oh, oh, is that where they hand you your first gun? JK, you can get a gun now I believe.
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LPRs can own guns: you don't need to be a citizen.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I know, I've had 2 British expats as bosses, both very into firearms.
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Probably because Brits have no access to firearms that they become overly enamored with them when they get here.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Can I send my CV? Crap, don't know the first 3 lines of MS-DOS 3.1. in assembler any more, forget it..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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You just pipped me. I deleted my thread before I got hauled over the coals for duplicate posting.
I'm sure somebody will miss him, shirley?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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The news is so good it bears repeating.
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Like New York, New York?
<sings>
Start spreading the news,
He's leaving next year...
<shuts up>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't say this often, but LOL. No, I really did.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Should have gone before Windows 8 came out.
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DaveAuld wrote: Should have gone before Windows 8 came out was started.
IMNSHO
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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That is what I really meant!
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Can they not send him on 12 months gardening leave too?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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