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Oh, oh, is that where they hand you your first gun? JK, you can get a gun now I believe.
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LPRs can own guns: you don't need to be a citizen.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I know, I've had 2 British expats as bosses, both very into firearms.
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Probably because Brits have no access to firearms that they become overly enamored with them when they get here.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Can I send my CV? Crap, don't know the first 3 lines of MS-DOS 3.1. in assembler any more, forget it..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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You just pipped me. I deleted my thread before I got hauled over the coals for duplicate posting.
I'm sure somebody will miss him, shirley?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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The news is so good it bears repeating.
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Like New York, New York?
<sings>
Start spreading the news,
He's leaving next year...
<shuts up>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't say this often, but LOL. No, I really did.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Should have gone before Windows 8 came out.
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DaveAuld wrote: Should have gone before Windows 8 came out was started.
IMNSHO
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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That is what I really meant!
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Can they not send him on 12 months gardening leave too?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Leadership. Is that what he claims he's been doing?
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Marc Clifton wrote: What do you all think about Ballmer's leadership? I think it was sponsored by Google.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I think Jobs could do better - even now.
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You know you did it wrong when the stock goes up instead of down when you announce your retirement
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Nicholas Marty wrote: You know you did it wrong when the stock goes up instead of down when you announce your retirement
My thoughts exactly!
Marc
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Are you sure it is Microsoft afterall.
Ballmer to retire in 12 months.
Ballmer to retire in 11 months.
Ballmer to retire in 10 months.
Ballmer to retire in 16 months.
Ballmer to retire in 15 months.
Ballmer to retire in 18 Years.
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When the ship starts sinking the rats always jump first.
It may be too late for Microsoft.
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Marc Clifton wrote: What do you all think about Ballmer's leadership?
I don't have the ability to think about non-existent things.
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I'm not sure whats more exciting;
1. Finding out the who the new Doctor Who is?
OR
2. Finding out who will replace Ballmer?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Apparently he's moving on to the company he really loved all along: Metro Inc.[^]
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Steady on, what-ho, will you? I used to work for a company called MetroLink in Joburg. Ah! I see the connection, the manager who ran that was an ar$ehole as well.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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